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Ridiculous Questions You Asked Each As Grade Schoolers
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32 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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What are some of the ridiculous questions you asked and were asked in grade school?

My Example:

When I was in elementary school, a kid asked me, "Are you PT?" When I said no, he said, "What you're not potty trained?" Whe, I said that, wait yes I am 'PT', he said, "You're a pregnant teacher?" Because, apparently, being a teacher is a fate worse than death in the eyes of elementary kids.
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"Does cracking your knuckles make your fingers bigger when you get older?"

"Is it true that you can get pink eye if you slept on a pillow that someone farted on?"
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What's a condom daddy?
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how u spell icup?

"i see u pee"

im tellin teach
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When my cousin was in grade school, she asked me what a condom was. I had to distract her from that question.
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"Why are my two guinea pigs playing tag right before they have kids?"
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11th grade: I was working on a math puzzle to spell out a word. I figured out the majority of it as "o-n-e-r" so I yelled out "boner" thinking it was the answer, right? Well, I didn't know that was a word because I live in a cave and even less, I didn't know it was a dirty word. Luckily, the class and teacher we're cool, so everyone just laughed. I left that class a much wiser man, I tell you huat. I don't remember what the word, so ye.
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What do I need to add to this poison for it to be uncurable?
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What does P.E stand for?
"Preston Explodes" (troublemaker in my class named preston)
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RedExodus wrote:

how u spell icup?

"i see u pee"

im tellin teach


Omg I remember that XD
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22 / M / Australia
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Ryulightorb wrote:


RedExodus wrote:

how u spell icup?

"i see u pee"

im tellin teach


Omg I remember that XD


LOL
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Big_Sasquatch wrote:


Ryulightorb wrote:


RedExodus wrote:

how u spell icup?

"i see u pee"

im tellin teach


Omg I remember that XD


LOL


was this like an Australian thing? or all around the world xD
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22 / M / Australia
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Ryulightorb wrote:


Big_Sasquatch wrote:


Ryulightorb wrote:


RedExodus wrote:

how u spell icup?

"i see u pee"

im tellin teach


Omg I remember that XD


LOL


was this like an Australian thing? or all around the world xD


idk lol but i sure as hell remember it
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"Do you think I can break that window with this ball bearing?"
"I forgot to study is it okay if I cheat off your test today?"
"Do you think the lunch ladies actually eat what they cook?"
"You want a punch in the nuts?"

and my absolute favorite...

"Do you think I'd hurt myself if I jumped down the stairwell gap?" (2 floors about 16 feet down). He only had the opportunity to ask me once before trying to disprove my answer of "yes".Luckily it only ended up a double-sprain of both legs and he was soon back to do something even more stupid.
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Any question you start with. "hey, mom? or hey, dad? Let me know if you've done this.
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