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Post Reply If you were turned into a slime blob creature, what's the first thing you would do?
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Pffft easy. I would start by seeking out more of my own kind creating a tight knit group of human/slime converts, using our human knowledge and slime bodies we begin to rob banks by oozing through the smallest of cracks around the vaults. With our funding in place we start to purchase real estate via the internet and begin building slime centered infrastructure on our owned land in remote areas. Once we have completed our various compounds we begin to collect non sentient slime with the intent of breeding them on our slime farms for both sustenance and research purposes.

As us sentient slime's harvest and eat our non-sentient slime brethren, we grow in power and size gaining considerable control of our liquid based body's gaining abilities the humans could only dream of, able to change our forms at will. Further research leads to the discovery of "Slime Possession" a unique Sentient Slime technique allowing us to enter humans via the mouth or anus and replace their blood with our liquid bodies allowing complete control over them.

Using Slime Possession, us Sentient Slimes begin to invade the bodies of high ranking members of world governments and corporations, allowing us to influence the human population on a global scale. Once our slime agents are strategically placed, us Sentient Slimes come out to the world announcing our existence on a global stage, the UN. Using our slime controlled humans we negotiate the creation of a new country for the slimes, Slimereal. A smaller nation cut out of chunks of Eastern Europe Slimereal's creation displaces small chuncks of the human population, causing animosity between the natives and the Slime. The area these humans live will be called The Gooey Strip. Slimereal becomes a symbol of progress as its nearly limitless funding allows the creation of advanced technology akin to magic.

Slimereal becomes known as the sole Superpower in the world using its technological advantage to control nearly all the worlds infrastructure. The world enters a golden age of peace, prosperity, and advancement. Hunger, Sickness, War, Power, become relics of the past, humans can convert to slimes and slimes to humans. Humans and Slimes are seen as equals globally, Human Slime relationships are considered normal, discrimination no longer exists.

I ascend to godhood, worshipped by all as the savior of all, but far more lay ahead for our planet. Next step....... THE UNIVERSE


Oh shit this was supposed to be the FIRST thing I would do after being turned into a Slime?

Well I guess I would lay out a detailed plan and post it on small internet forums
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Buy an umbrella. I don't want the rain to wash me away.
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Be vary vary VARY VARY lewd.
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I would slide around in my slimy mess
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Hug random strangers
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Jetblack76 wrote:

Hug random strangers


Slime hugs! Leave them gooie with your affection!
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Tay01 wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:

Eat puny humans. I wonder what humans taste like. Certainly something along the lines of chicken.


Supposedly beef, some "scientists" decided to check.
But pork would make a lot more sense.


Why would pork make more sense? Sorry, but I do not possess basic knowledge when it comes to Biology.
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slime around
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Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken >_> Great WN
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Eat everything and anything in sight
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Posted 7/9/16

Nalaniel wrote:


Tay01 wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:

Eat puny humans. I wonder what humans taste like. Certainly something along the lines of chicken.


Supposedly beef, some "scientists" decided to check.
But pork would make a lot more sense.


Why would pork make more sense? Sorry, but I do not possess basic knowledge when it comes to Biology.


It comes down to the fact that we are omnivores. Cows can eat when ever their is grass and don't really need to store fat. Because humans and pigs don't have this luxury we forage or hunt. Because this is a far less consistent method of getting food humans just like pigs store more fat and can develop marbling. Further the fat, where most of the taste is actually stored, is similar do similar diets. I forgot why we have the same amount of cellulose and muscle toughness though.
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I would just blob on.
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Posted 7/9/16
Hit the dungeons and prey on unsuspecting Noobs
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