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What if penises didn't exist?
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Posted 6/23/16

KarenAraragi wrote:


DazaiShinju wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


DazaiShinju wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

No worries, I have tentacles.


Good god that's hot.



I am head boyfriend after all. Should I give you some tentacle loving my Goddess?




Keep your tentacles to yourself, I want no part of your cephalopod loving.

Also, not Head Boyfriend. We've been over this.



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Sword Art Online.
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Posted 6/23/16 , edited 6/23/16
Oh, that bit where Asuna is running around causing a little mischief.
Posted 6/23/16

Oh god no!!!!!!!!!! The flashbacks!

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Posted 6/23/16
I guess no life would exist then?
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Posted 6/23/16 , edited 6/23/16

KarenAraragi wrote:

DazaiShinju wrote:



Keep your tentacles to yourself, I want no part of your cephalopod loving.

Also, not Head Boyfriend. We've been over this.



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That's Asuna. It's from SAO.
I'm not a hentai.

Posted 6/23/16
Sounds like a personal problem
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Posted 6/23/16
I guess we'd look like very short titans
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Posted 6/23/16 , edited 6/23/16

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I guess we'd look like very short titans


You mean mannequins?

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Posted 6/23/16 , edited 6/23/16

gornotck wrote:


ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

I guess we'd look like very short titans


You mean mannequins?



I'm not THAT white.

Edit: keep in mind that I could not see your picture on my device when I wrote that.
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Posted 6/23/16 , edited 6/23/16

ZavinRoyalheart wrote:


I'm not THAT white.

Edit: keep in mind that I could not see your picture on my device when I wrote that.


Duly noted. The mannequins got a bit weird after that, so... That haircut is going to have to do.
Posted 6/23/16


Then life wouldn't be so hard
Posted 6/23/16
I'm sure some creepy scientific solution would be devised to solve the problem.
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Posted 6/23/16
I would be fine but if a girl would find a guy missing his penis less attractive I would say don't date someone like that they are horrible people imo
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Posted 6/23/16
So... just a urethra opening on the pubis and some balls? Great, well imho the schlong sorta compliments the coin purse. Certainly better than a lone saggy sack.
Posted 6/23/16

Bryaugh wrote:

So... just a urethra opening on the pubis and some balls? Great, well imho the schlong sorta compliments the coin purse. Certainly better than a lone saggy sack.


Did you really needed to put that into people mind?
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