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What if penises didn't exist?
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Posted 6/23/16

Elvikun wrote:

Ask birds and fish. Nature would find another way of reproducing.

And don't worry, penis is not exactly nice in the first place, so we'd manage with something else when it comes to attractiveness I'm sure. :P


Yes birds and fish manage quite well. We just won't be having intercourse. Women wouldn't be called women any more. We could lay unfertilised eggs and invite men to fertilise them. Then there's asexual reproduction like budding. There'll be just one gender. You get to an age when suddenly a spot appears, it turns into a bump that gets bigger and bigger until it drops off, then suddenly you're a parent with a baby. The baby will be guaranteed to be the spitting image of you. Contraception would be to stop that spot/bud from growing or to remove it.
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what would I poke you with
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KarenAraragi wrote:

What does this mean for you ladies? What does this mean for penisless guys?


Well, why ask US, why not tell us from experience?
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Posted 6/23/16

Elvikun wrote:


KarenAraragi wrote:


Elvikun wrote:

Ask birds and fish. Nature would find another way of reproducing.

And don't worry, penis is not exactly nice in the first place, so we'd manage with something else when it comes to attractiveness I'm sure. :P


You girls are not in any position to call our thing nasty. Especially the girls with a spaghetti accident down there.


Honnestly, are you telling me that small floppy piece of shriveled skin with possible scarce awkward curly hairs sticking out is your definition of attractiveness? Then I have a treat for you! Brace yourself.


Penis out of context is just a horrifying thing. I'm sure designer comitee could easily come with something better.


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I'd still hold Guinness record for worlds largest bush
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I noticed that OP only asked ladies
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Well I think new fetishes would develop.
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that's like asking "what if the earth was smaller" like life would adapt differently
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This thread makes me uncomfortable.
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I'd be a very sad fujoshi!!!!

Says the unrepentant yaoi fan!!!
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If they didn't exist...neither would this thread.
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I wouldn't know what to do with my hand half the time.
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KarenAraragi wrote:


jaykirbydudee wrote:

Idk. Guys would have to find a way to relieve themselves. What's with all of these weird threads Araragi? Wait. don't answer that I'd rather not know.


I just looking for opinions. Also, I may get banned for calling somebody fucking dense. Apparently dense is an insult now. So I am just having fun before getting banned.


Hasn't dense always been an insult? It's like calling somebody stupid. Well whatever I doubt calling somebody dense would lead to a ban. Unless by calling them dense you've cause them so much butthurt that it could be considered assault.
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i guess fisting would happen more then
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