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What would you do if your child saw you having sex?
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Posted 6/24/16 , edited 6/24/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I thought the title said "What would you do if you saw YOUR child having sex" and needless to say, my response was [possibly TMI and not taking thread seriously thus potentially leading it all downhill, says lorreen the mod]


god i love you lorreen!
edit: funniest thing ive read all day.
Posted 6/24/16
Looks like it's time to have the talk. WITH FULL EXPLANATION OF ALL DEMONSTRATED ACTIVITIES!
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Posted 6/24/16 , edited 6/24/16
EDIT: Double post error thingy.
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Posted 6/24/16

1stladyent wrote:

Realistically, I'd firmly tell the child to leave, the moment they are seen. I'd give it a few minutes before getting dressed and looking for this child. Then I'd sit him/her down and explain that what they just witnessed is something parents do when they love each other. Despite their age, I'd clarify that this is something that only grown ups do, and is not something a child at their age should even think about doing. If they have questions, I'd answer them, but the answers will go back to being that it is only something grown ups are allowed to do. I'd also enforce the rule of never opening a door before asking permission.

I don't have kids, but hopefully when I do, I don't get caught in the act.



"do when they love each other."

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"you said you wanted a lil brother, we're working on it"
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Posted 6/24/16
Shower him or her with gifts until it becomes a repressed memory.
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Posted 6/24/16

KarenAraragi wrote:


So I was reported because of this. Can you believe how much of pussy some people are? And bet ya the mod is going to use this post to close it.

While I agree with the idiots who try to use the mods to maintain their safe space, I still see all the unnecessary hate to all the mods here who very, very rarely close topics on CR.
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Posted 6/25/16
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Posted 6/25/16
Make sure a condom was involved.
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Posted 7/9/16
Have an awkward talk with him/her.

Imho, it's better the child hears it from their parents then from someone else.



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Posted 7/9/16
Wonder how I even got a kid.
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Posted 7/9/16
MOAR, this is so funny to read.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Posted 7/9/16
I don't know...this is the most difficult question I have seen today
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Posted 7/9/16
idd have the door locked so high doubt it'll happenn to mee! honestly id react differently depending on their age if it did
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Posted 7/9/16
"Dear, that's how mommy and daddy got you. You might consider this disgusting at first, but it is only natural. Just kidding... You were adopted."
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