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UTAH GETS FIRST PORN-DETECTING DOG. Porn in Utah is illegal.
Posted 6/25/16
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That's both crazy and extremely lame.

But I do remember reading about porn being illegal and the Utah, erm, theocratic leaders (Local government) wanting to outlaw internet too, because it violates constitution by forcing porn and evil opinions on people. So hell, why wouldn't have porn dogs. Why, they can have internet detecting dogs too, named WWW (Pronounced Weeweewee) too.

Now let's just sit back and wait until some of the politicians get recorded as he makes URL (pronounced Earl) lick butter of his balls, because you know, this always happens. Like how you can bet that all american politicians lobbying against gay will eventually get caught "acidentally" falling on trucker's erect penis in truck stop restroom.

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Posted 6/25/16
wow so utah actually exists
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one more reason all religion needs to go its backwards it causes more problems then its worth including wars if you look up extraterrestrial by definition gods fit into this if you want to have it happen or not because gods are beings who are not native to this world and most religions have stories about gods coming down from the sky a long time ago and knowledge came forth. We need to dump all religion and focus on technology and resource development basically a large number of regions are nothing but extraterrestrial worshipers because along time ago primitive humans did not have our understand of advanced digital technology we do now
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His name is URL, and this other dog is named URL...they are brothers!
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Posted 6/25/16
Free Karen Araragi

Also, this is what the canine species has come to because of humans.
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Posted 6/25/16
Great. I'll move to Utah. さよならみんなさん!
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Posted 6/25/16

gsm642 wrote:

one more reason all religion needs to go its backwards it causes more problems then its worth including wars if you look up extraterrestrial by definition gods fit into this if you want to have it happen or not because gods are beings who are not native to this world and most religions have stories about gods coming down from the sky a long time ago and knowledge came forth. We need to dump all religion and focus on technology and resource development basically a large number of regions are nothing but extraterrestrial worshipers because along time ago primitive humans did not have our understand of advanced digital technology we do now


The only reason this happened is because Mormons. Nice job generalizing, tho.
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Posted 6/25/16

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Disclaimer. For those of you who are dense or cannot connect the dots for some reason. I will let you know this is me quoting the article.

UTAH GETS FIRST PORN-DETECTING DOG
Police K-9 units have been used to sniff out bad guys, drugs, and all types of evidence.

But now, Utah is using a dog to locate high-tech porn.

His name is URL (pronounced "Earl").

Url can sniff out S-D cards, thumb drives, external hard drives and phones.

A useful tool for detectives involved in internet crimes.

The dog is one of nine certified electronic detection K-9s in the country.
http://6abc.com/news/utah-gets-first-porn-detecting-dog/1398291/


Disclaimer. For those of you who are dense or cannot connect the dots for some reason. I will let you know this is me quoting the article.
This is the most stupid pun I ever hear in my life.

His name is URL (pronounced "Earl").


What exactly is so special about the scent of hard drives that make it different from electrical conduits, or welding spots on water pipes, or the circuit board of a video game controller?

I might just have to call B.S. to this, dogs sniffing power is often overstated and exaggerrated. They are only slightly better than a coin toss in terms of actual scientific testing of their "powers."
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/25/16
Apparently the people in Utah don't understand that URL (Uniform Resource Locator) is an acronym that isn't a word, hence the pun fails.

Also, Utah has always been about snuffing out porn because Mormons (or rather, convicted con artist followers). It's why there needs to be Separation of Church and State and also a reason I think religion is a problem. Religion is a problem (aside from the regular reasons) in this way because there ISN'T Separation of Church and State, this is evident even at the Federal Government level.
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Posted 6/25/16
Go ahead utah! Try your luck! I bet none of your sniffers can even read my ext filesystem much less figure out how to decrypt my hard drive. My shit would cost the taxpayers millions just to fail at breaking it.
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Posted 6/27/16
Utah who? So there are 50 states after all...
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Posted 6/27/16
porn-detecting dog?
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Posted 6/27/16 , edited 6/27/16
1. I believe that a dog can sniff out electronics. They do have a distinct smell, at least brand new. A smell I loooove.

2. I question the usefulness of such a specially trained animal though. Wouldn't this also hit cell phones, tablets, handheld game devices, MP3 players, laptops, and other harmless electronics which virtually every person nowadays carries at least one of. They may as well just search everyone. And I can sense there would be a lot of false hits leading to...

3. Unless you are at the national border and crossing into the country the police cannot search your personal electronics without a warrant or your consent. If they arrest you they can search the physical aspects of your electronic device but nothing on the device. So if the police are searching everybody carrying an electronic device on their person, ie 99 out of 100 people based on cell phones alone, And if they do search your electronic device without a warrant or your consent you can sue them for violating your 4th amendment rights. So unless the police have a team of a police officer, electronics sniffing dog, and judge this is a waste of money.
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Posted 6/28/16
lolwut you can't detect porn, porn doesn't have a scent.
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