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Looking for an Ohta
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26 / M / New Jersey
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/25/16
Hello. I am feeling very lazy so i want someone to just carry me around from place to place and other Ohta related tasks. Reward is me being even more lazy so you can work harder. Please send all applications here.
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/25/16
^same
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28 / F / England
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I am also in the market for an Ohta. I promise to be utterly useless to you and to continue being incapable of looking after myself.
Perks of the job involve brushing my teeth for me, and making me cups of tea that I'll forget to drink.

I'll probably just accept the first application as I am committed to being too lazy to read them.

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33 / M / Bristol, UK
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/25/16
Sounds like a great plan if only I wasn't too lazy to accept.
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19 / F / California
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I can't be Ohta, but I'll be Miyano!
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28 / F / England
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Muishond wrote:

Sounds like a great plan if only I wasn't too lazy to accept.


Nobody wants you anyway. You can't adult.
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26 / M / New Jersey
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/25/16
Surely there must be Ohtas for us out there somewhere.
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32 / M / Dallas, TX
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28 / F / England
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Steveroxyou wrote:

Surely there must be Ohtas for us out there somewhere.



I can't help wondering if CR forums might not be densely populated with Ohtas.
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22 / M / Los Angeles
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/25/16
The hell is an ohta? I'm game if the pay is well lol.
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ItsDat1Guy wrote:

The hell is an ohta? I'm game if the pay is well lol.


You can find out here
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20 / M / USA
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/26/16
Here, have an Ōta.

He can't carry you places, but he can teach you how to carry yourself.
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/26/16
the forum threads being made in crunchy just gets weirder and weirder, i love it.
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couvier wrote:

the forum threads being made in crunchy just gets weirder and weirder, i love it.


What is weird about wanting to have an Ohta do all the menial tasks that you don't want to do. I fail to see how this qualifies as weird.
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Posted 6/25/16 , edited 6/26/16

Steveroxyou wrote:


couvier wrote:

the forum threads being made in crunchy just gets weirder and weirder, i love it.


What is weird about wanting to have an Ohta do all the menial tasks that you don't want to do. I fail to see how this qualifies as weird.


well 1.) this is the internet and 2.) this is still the internet
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