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Do you ever want to mess with Texas? Especially when they tell you not to?
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I don't really have a reason to go there
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Yes but only for the BBQ.
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I'll mess with Texas.
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Texas will burn you
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I'm not afraid of Texas
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Yeah Texas, home of steers and queers. So that means everyone in Texas is either castrated or into same sex..Kinda odd for a state that pretends it so damn manly ya know.
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Hell no.


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dis guy does
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jtjumper wrote:

Do you ever want to mess with Texas? Especially when they tell you not to?




Texas isn't all that.

Just saying.


Even if you "mess with Texas" the only thing they'll do is chase after you with their F450 pickups, in which it is best to wiggle yourself into a narrow space, because they won't get out of their truck. It's 120 degrees outside, 90% humidity, and nobody goes outside if there's no reason to.
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1stladyent wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

Do you ever want to mess with Texas? Especially when they tell you not to?




Texas isn't all that.

Just saying.


Even if you "mess with Texas" the only thing they'll do is chase after you with their F450 pickups, in which it is best to wiggle yourself into a narrow space, because they won't get out of their truck. It's 120 degrees outside, 90% humidity, and nobody goes outside if there's no reason to.


So basically B.C during the summer..does that mean Texans are all actually little girls who can't stand a little heat..Is the whole Texan image a lie fabricated to make themselves look tougher then they really are? Is Texas in fact the most useless state in the entire union that is the United States of America?
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Ranwolf wrote:


1stladyent wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

Do you ever want to mess with Texas? Especially when they tell you not to?




Texas isn't all that.

Just saying.


Even if you "mess with Texas" the only thing they'll do is chase after you with their F450 pickups, in which it is best to wiggle yourself into a narrow space, because they won't get out of their truck. It's 120 degrees outside, 90% humidity, and nobody goes outside if there's no reason to.


So basically B.C during the summer..does that mean Texans are all actually little girls who can't stand a little heat..Is the whole Texan image a lie fabricated to make themselves look tougher then they really are? Is Texas in fact the most useless state in the entire union that is the United States of America?


No no, BC summers are not as sticky and disgusting as Texas summers, but you are correct, it is fabricated to make themselves look tougher. Mind you, the road lanes are so narrow that a sedan would be driving over 2 lines, or risk bumping into a 16-wheeler while on the freeway. So the roads are stupid skinny. Everybody loves their dangly balls on their trucks equipped with floodlights, raised suspension, 16-wheeler vertical exhaust pipe on a 30" rimmed truck, but lo-and behold, you'll find a 5ft 2" man step down from it, followed by his 4 ft 8" wife and litter of kids. They have Napoleon syndrome there, as well as shitty education, if all the kids born in the 90s think Texas is it's own country, and the city is the state. Basically, they are all talk. And NO, not everything is "bigger" in Texas...except for egos. And WalMart.

And I can compare, because I've lived in both places you've mentioned.
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1stladyent wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

Do you ever want to mess with Texas? Especially when they tell you not to?




Texas isn't all that.

Just saying.


Even if you "mess with Texas" the only thing they'll do is chase after you with their F450 pickups, in which it is best to wiggle yourself into a narrow space, because they won't get out of their truck. It's 120 degrees outside, 90% humidity, and nobody goes outside if there's no reason to.


I drive a Chevy car and if you messed with me I would certainly fuck you up.

*insert "whooa we got a badass over here" image*
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Posted 6/29/16

1stladyent wrote:


Ranwolf wrote:


1stladyent wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

Do you ever want to mess with Texas? Especially when they tell you not to?




Texas isn't all that.

Just saying.


Even if you "mess with Texas" the only thing they'll do is chase after you with their F450 pickups, in which it is best to wiggle yourself into a narrow space, because they won't get out of their truck. It's 120 degrees outside, 90% humidity, and nobody goes outside if there's no reason to.


So basically B.C during the summer..does that mean Texans are all actually little girls who can't stand a little heat..Is the whole Texan image a lie fabricated to make themselves look tougher then they really are? Is Texas in fact the most useless state in the entire union that is the United States of America?


No no, BC summers are not as sticky and disgusting as Texas summers, but you are correct, it is fabricated to make themselves look tougher. Mind you, the road lanes are so narrow that a sedan would be driving over 2 lines, or risk bumping into a 16-wheeler while on the freeway. So the roads are stupid skinny. Everybody loves their dangly balls on their trucks equipped with floodlights, raised suspension, 16-wheeler vertical exhaust pipe on a 30" rimmed truck, but lo-and behold, you'll find a 5ft 2" man step down from it, followed by his 4 ft 8" wife and litter of kids. They have Napoleon syndrome there, as well as shitty education, if all the kids born in the 90s think Texas is it's own country, and the city is the state. Basically, they are all talk. And NO, not everything is "bigger" in Texas...except for egos. And WalMart.

And I can compare, because I've lived in both places you've mentioned.


I call every kind of bullshit known to man, for one you never lived through a Fraser Valley summer and two you haven't been north of Virginia if you think Texas has anything over B.C when it comes to humidity.
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