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"Your waifu is shiiiiiiiiiiit!"
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look behind you

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23 / M / Winter Springs, F...
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"You're next..."
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"I'm a fookin wizard that broke through your nonexistant window with this rock. Join me by calling me at 1-800-wizardsrcool.com" It'd also have a picture on the note which would be this.
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"Give me the D"
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Wonder how I slept through the alarm system.
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Posted 7/9/16 , edited 7/21/16
"Dear Friend,

We here at Facebook are firm believers that everyone should be on Facebook. Due to this philosophy we are currently offering cash prizes as part of a contest to help spread the word to individuals not already on Facebook. You are hereby invited to take part.

To enter, we simply ask that you forward this rock to your neighbors. At the end of one month, any individual with more than 15 referrals will be entered for a chance to win $500.

Note: We will be selecting 10 winning entries at random from each voting district. Current Facebook employees are ineligible to claim prizes. Must be a United States resident of 18 years or older to enter.

Thank you and best of luck,

Joshua Tanner
Public Relations
Facebook, inc."
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Posted 7/9/16

iriomote wrote:

"Dear Friend,

We here at Facebook are firm believers that everyone should be on Facebook. Due to this philosophy we are currently offering cash prizes as part of a contest to help spread the word to individuals not already on Facebook. You are hereby invited to take part.

To enter, we simply ask that you forward this rock to your neighbors. At the end of one month, any individual with more than 15 referrals will be entered for a chance to win $500.

Note: We will be selecting 10 winning entries at random from each voting district. Current Facebook employees are ineligible to claim prizes. Must be a United States resident of 18 years or older to enter.

Thank you and best of luck,

Joshua Tanner
Public Relations
Facebook, inc."


Wowzers!
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I don't live in a glass house
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"Please take care of him. I can no longer afford to feed my pet rock. He needs a loving home, likes long walks on the beach, being pet behind his granite, is a great listener and loves anime. Be advised: he eats socks, guard them with your life!"

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"Next time I won't miss."
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"Btw, I was trying to hit you."
Posted 7/9/16

You're cute.
Call me.
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panic..
Posted 7/9/16 , edited 7/9/16
"I tried to hit the person standing over you."
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