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If you want to attract a proper man
Posted 7/10/16 , edited 7/10/16
I would like to suggest the Wookie Hoodie.



Girls, you know you want this. It goes with any purse, and shoes.

It will, however, only go with proper men, who will love you for the hairy beast that you are. It will not work on guys who has a frail sense of masculinity, who are uncomfortable in their own skin, and who cannot value real entertainment. Men who are into cars in particular might squeak and flee on sight, as normally, when they see things that they perceive to be slightly more masculine than they are.

The Hoodie also works as a natural alpha, beta, bitch, and slut blocker, and you will always be perceived to have the intellectual edge over others.

Find your Han Solo today.

Please beware that growling like Chewbacca might result in a flood of aggressors.



Must use with caution.


Edited for accuracy (U.S. gun nut joke bit removed).
Posted 7/10/16
Want the hoodie, because I definitely need yet another oversized and fluffy sweater lol. Disagree with the guns and cars statement though.
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Posted 7/10/16
What in the blazes is this.
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Posted 7/10/16
Perfect for those with a Wookie fetish.
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Posted 7/10/16
I don't get it. I think it looks cool.

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Posted 7/10/16
omg i would totally wear this allday errday
. . . if only my country isn't hot 25/8 ;v

but legit tho it looks so cute
Posted 7/10/16 , edited 7/10/16
Don't forget the mask..

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Posted 7/10/16
A proper man has appear
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Posted 7/10/16
Saw the title..... wasn't expecting this....
Absolutely fantastic find Hrafna!!
Thumbs up from me haha I have to say I love it
Posted 7/10/16
So what do I wear to find a proper woman?
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Posted 7/10/16
The fact that the back doesn't have the utility belt design though annoys me a little haha
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Posted 7/10/16 , edited 7/10/16

potentsativa wrote:

So what do I wear to find a proper woman?

This:
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Posted 7/10/16

potentsativa wrote:

So what do I wear to find a proper woman?


Well if she wears a wookie outfit like this them maybe go with a Han Solo look. Or... you could surprise her and dress as princess Leia though depends on how comfortable you are with your masculinity
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Posted 7/10/16 , edited 7/26/16
As long as they don't hug you with the strength of a wookie all is good, could do without a broken spine
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Posted 7/10/16 , edited 7/26/16
do u realize how hard that would be to clean?? maintain its shape??

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