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Post Reply Suppose you got a government job in a fantasy version of U.S. What would it be?
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Suppose you got a government job in a fantasy version of U.S. What would it be?

Department of Gnomeland Security

Occassionally, those races of less stature get a little rowdy. Your job is to promote peace between gnome, dwarfs, and the taller races. Also, you fight terrorism, specifically gnome terrorism .

Eternal Revenue Service

Some say that the only things that are certain are death and taxes. In this department, however, only taxes are certain.
Job Requirement Note: You must be immortal or have some other reason expect longevity.

Food and Potions Administration

It's your department's job to regulate potions and food.

Department of Health and Inhuman Services

Yeah, it's the HHS except it's inclusive of all the races, not just humans.

Department of Teleportation

It's your job to make sure teleportation follows the rules as well as construction of teleport points. For public safety.
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Teleportation! That's the greatest thing I've ever seen a department for!!
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I'd be in the Department of Gnomeland Security. Defending tall civilization from tiny terrorists.

Gnomes: they hate your freedom
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walker1455 wrote:

I'd be in the Department of Gnomeland Security. Defending tall civilization from tiny terrorists.

Gnomes: they hate your freedom


And they're so angry.
Posted 7/17/16
Department of Gnomeland Security

Sounds like I'd never have a boring day
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Department of Gnomeland Security


is very close to what I already do for my job lol
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Food and Potion Administration.
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Department of Gnomeland Security

Or a member of the elite in the shadow government.
One can only wonder what corrupt things they do there.
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teleportation.. i may then become corrupt and just teleport wherever i want

fudge the laws
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I'll go for the Environmental Projection Agency and work with wizards and witches to create new worlds in pocket dimensions suitable for habitation by any and all sorts of creatures.
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They all sound crumby like real life.
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Not nearly as interesting as heading a committee to find ways of reducing government spending by increasing government budgets.
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