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Posted 7/21/16
Somewhere between Naruto and Baruto there was a huge orgy, and I missed it. I know Sword Art Online was notorious for timeskips, I mean, one month here, one year there, but Naruto? Geez, 12 years or something? That's a lot of context missing. Like, who put their anime dilly-dally in whose anime coddly-woddly, and how many times did they do it? How many Sakura's does it take before you're considered an ancient and versatile agricultural hand tool? Is Hinata, just, very housewifey now, or a bit of a cuck, too? Is Ino reaaally a natural blonde? Did fatty get laid? Why does Sasuke and Naruto have a perpetual "I-just-got-mugged-by-the-ATM-by-a-twelve-year-old-on-a-bike"-look on their face? These are the real questions we all need to ask ourselves.
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I approve of this thread.

Just watched some episodes of FMA. And i am full of questions. Where do babies come from?

Yeah, where does anime babies actually come from?

And who put their anime dilly-dally in whose anime coddly-woddly, and how many times did they do it?
/\ This is very important. More important than the starving children in North Korea.


I find this to be a very important question that should be answered.

Someone wise please answer!
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Well, when a boy anime character and a girl anime character really love one another...
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They are drawn
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I think we all know its like an anime but its VERY dirty...
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Hrafna wrote:

Somewhere between Naruto and Baruto there was a huge orgy, and I missed it. I know Sword Art Online was notorious for timeskips, I mean, one month here, one year there, but Naruto? Geez, 12 years or something? That's a lot of context missing. Like, who put their anime dilly-dally in whose anime coddly-woddly, and how many times did they do it? How many Sakura's does it take before you're considered an ancient and versatile agricultural hand tool? Is Hinata, just, very housewifey now, or a bit of a cuck, too? Is Ino reaaally a natural blonde? Did fatty get laid? Why does Sasuke and Naruto have a perpetual "I-just-got-mugged-by-the-ATM-by-a-twelve-year-old-on-a-bike"-look on their face? These are the real questions we all need to ask ourselves.


No
Naruto -> Hinata, at least twice.
Sasuke -> Sakura, at least once.
Rock Lee -> Unknown, at least once
Sai -> Ino, at least once.
Shikamaru -> Temari, at least once.
Gaara -> Unknown, at least twice.
Chouji -> Karui, at least once.
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This ^
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lawdog wrote:
Well, when a boy anime character and a girl anime character really love one another...


... the girl anime character hits the boy anime character really, really hard, calls him "Baka!" and runs away while he bounces off the scenery and bleeds from his nose.


xxJing wrote:
Rock Lee -> Gai, at least once


Fixed that for you, Jing.
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From my vast research in there are a few ways to make anime babies.

Of which I will not list.
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From a behind the scenes hentai where the characters get it on like they would in real life. At least, that's what I'm thinking happens to make anime babies.

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how is babby formed?
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They come from the lewdest form of affection two people can show to each other, hand holding.

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Posted 7/22/16

lawdog wrote:

Well, when a boy anime character and a girl anime character really love one another...


Tell me more.


xxJing wrote:


Hrafna wrote:

Somewhere between Naruto and Baruto there was a huge orgy, and I missed it. I know Sword Art Online was notorious for timeskips, I mean, one month here, one year there, but Naruto? Geez, 12 years or something? That's a lot of context missing. Like, who put their anime dilly-dally in whose anime coddly-woddly, and how many times did they do it? How many Sakura's does it take before you're considered an ancient and versatile agricultural hand tool? Is Hinata, just, very housewifey now, or a bit of a cuck, too? Is Ino reaaally a natural blonde? Did fatty get laid? Why does Sasuke and Naruto have a perpetual "I-just-got-mugged-by-the-ATM-by-a-twelve-year-old-on-a-bike"-look on their face? These are the real questions we all need to ask ourselves.


No
Naruto -> Hinata, at least twice.
Sasuke -> Sakura, at least once.
Rock Lee -> Unknown, at least once
Sai -> Ino, at least once.
Shikamaru -> Temari, at least once.
Gaara -> Unknown, at least twice.
Chouji -> Karui, at least once.
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Yes
Tired from working.


Glorious.


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They come from the lewdest form of affection two people can show to each other, hand holding.



Fabulous.
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Artists and animators.
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