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Norwegian women first to admit they suck at sports
Posted 7/26/16
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Posted 7/26/16
Of course your bad at football you are all using the wrong type of ball. I don't know why anyone allows you to use round balls in football.
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Posted 7/26/16
at first i got excited thinking someone finally acknowledge they suck
then i got disappointed cos it was about sports
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Posted 7/26/16

Rujikin wrote:

Of course your bad at football you are all using the wrong type of ball. I don't know why anyone allows you to use round balls in football.


ha ha
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Posted 7/29/16 , edited 7/29/16
=_= Ridiculous...
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Posted 9/13/16
they're just saying what we were all thinking
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Posted 9/13/16
What about other sports? there's more to that than soccer or football.
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Posted 9/13/16

Rujikin wrote:

Of course your bad at football you are all using the wrong type of ball. I don't know why anyone allows you to use round balls in football.


Balls are round and you kick things with your foot. That rubbish you're thinking of isn't football it's handegg
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Posted 9/14/16
You're thinking of foosball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_football
The Germans treat it as a sport, but I'm not sure if there are others.
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Posted 9/14/16 , edited 9/14/16

Rujikin wrote:

Of course your bad at football you are all using the wrong type of ball. I don't know why anyone allows you to use round balls in football.


Doesn't most countries call "Soccer" football though? I know we do. We call Soccer "football", and we call your football "American Football".
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Posted 9/14/16 , edited 9/14/16
Hahaha...maybe we do, who knows
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Posted 9/14/16
What about other sports? there's more to that than soccer or football.
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Posted 9/14/16
Do we suck at sucking others?
Football the real foot fetish.
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Posted 9/14/16 , edited 9/14/16
Sorry, it does not seem to be translated.

Men teach the national women's team a lesson in 3v3.

More or less all guys in Norway plays soccer until the age of 16, are moderately good at soccer, and think they can do better than anyone at soccer.

Guys: "We weigh twice as much as them."
Guys: "If not more..."

Fredrik: "I scored the most points on our team (14 years old)."
Simen: "I was the captain on our team (14 years old)."
Nicolay: "We are three guys in our mid twenties with average soccer skills. Are we good enough to beat the nation's best at women's soccer?"

Nicolay: "I'm under the impression that if you still play soccer every now and then, you can beat any woman, anywhere on the planet at soccer. So, we should probably play a bit bad at first, you know? To even out the odds a little."
Simen: "But, how rough can I be? I don't want to hurt them."
Fredrik: "This is gonna be tiring..."

Nicolay: "Ok, the rules are simple. First to score ten points win. Nobody is allowed to shoot (score) before they've passed the middle. Aaaand we all play nice." [throws the ball on her]

[the women scores]

Nicolay: "Fuck!"
Fredrik: "Crap, they're way more aggressive than I thought they'd be."
Nicolay: "Ok, so maybe they took us a bit with our pants down. I did not think they were gonna be -that- good."

Nicolay: "Watch it now, little one. The big boys are coming to get you!"

Nicolay: "I thought we were going to be able to win if we played a bit unfair, you know?"
Fredrik: "We had to play a bit unfair."
Nicolay: "Unfairly played, unfairly played, unfairly played." [grins]

Nicolay: "Ow, you shoot hard."

Nicolay: "Ok, we're gonna play for real now."

Nicolay: "Oh yeah, we're getting there."

Nicolay: "Yes! Yes, I'm gonna score!" [ball falls through hoop instead]
Nicolay: "Whaaat?"

Fredrik: "We never knew where they were. They came up behind us all of the sudden, from the front, from the sides..."

Simen: "We lost to girls. That's just embarrassing."

Nicolay teach the national women's team more lessons in condition testing.

Nicolay: "I've already reached max pulse."
Ida: "He's breathing like a crazy person."
Nicolay: "Suddenly she started shouting incomprehensibly." [slow mo of the beast]
Trine: "I didn't even get tired."
Nicolay: "Bullshit."

Nicolay teach the national women's team more lessons, again.

Nicolay: [2 points under; can't win] "I think we should make it interesting. Let's make this double or nothing."
Nicolay: "Honestly, I think I'm gonna win this one. Since I'm a man, and have man-muscles. No disrespect. I think I have the upper-hand physically."
Lene: "I haven't genuinely feared you until now."
Nicolay: "Get back to the kitchen!"

Nicolay challenge sprinters of all age groups

Nicolay (26): Do you think you're gonna win this one?
Theodore (13): Yeah...
Nicolay (26): But seriously, did you really think you were gonna win?
Theodore (13): Yeah... [sunglasses]
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Posted 9/14/16
You know this is a series of gag videos, right?
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