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What is worst superpower you think of?
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The ability to permanently banish yourself from the physical and spiritual world.
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22 / M / Australia
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The ability to fart out of your mouth.
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As seen in "My Balls", the ability to destroy the world if you jerk off .
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Gigaffect wrote:

Fart laser. C'mon.


You've reminded me of Thunderpants



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderpants


Born with two stomachs, Patrick Smash (Bruce Cook) is uncontrollably and devastatingly flatulent. No more than thirty seconds after his birth, he first broke wind, horrifying his parents (Bronagh Gallagher, and Victor McGuire) and doctor (Robert Hardy). As he grew up, Patrick's farts became so uncontrollable and destructive that his father had to flee their home, as he was often injured by the sheer power of his son's awesome gaseous emissions, whose force is so strong that it can blow people over. Patrick is bullied at school as a result of his condition, but eventually finds strength in his disorder, ultimately gaining revenge on the school bully Damon (Joshua Herdman) by passing gas in his face, leaving him scarred for life.
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The one who's cursed with lack of hospitality
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70 / M / Columbia, MO
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26 / M / Fredericton, NB
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You can see 2 seconds into the future at the cost of your own life, all memories of you and your existence also disappear forever.
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you fall in love with everyone you encounter
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The power to summon all the nearby spiders and give them the ability to jump and fly.






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your body has turned into the most powerful magnet in the universe. That's me. Donald trump. Except i have a money magnet. Wow I'm rich.
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Immortality. The "and this is why you never want to wish for unconditional immortality" variety: the only thing it does is prevent you from dying.

You still age normally, you still get injured and catch diseases like a normal person and there's no opt-out once you've had enough - you're simply unable of dying insofar as your conscience remains active even if your body is reduced to a pile of ashes.

Growing old is a pain, out"living" everyone you'll ever know including our planet has to be beyond depressing and forever floating through the blackness of space in whatever shape the death of our planet, then eventually universe, leaves you in sounds like it gets really boring really fast.

Sure, the first couple of centuries might be interesting but eternity is a really long time. Especially once you reach the point where you're essentially reduced to a handful of atoms, aware of your continued existence but unable to act.
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The ability to move at the speed of light.




(think about it)
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America.
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23 / Earth 616
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Shitting out chickens.
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Having super high-powered sneezes that could break a cinder block.
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