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Posted 7/30/16
Let me know if a thread like this one exist or not.
Thanks a bunches.

Let's say that you just created a new miracle drug that can perform any kind of miracle but there is one thing it can not do. What is that one thing? What one miracle can your drug not perform? Write something funny or serious. You can explain more on the new miracle drug if you want.

Enjoy!!!!
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Posted 7/30/16 , edited 7/30/16
It can't cure the non-existent
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give immortality or ressurect the dead or cure hiccups

Posted 7/30/16 , edited 7/30/16
Heals body, mind, and spirit. (But only after you die.)
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It can cure any ailment, except stupidity...


But a dash of arsenic will fix that right up
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Posted 7/30/16

BladeGunner wrote:

It can cure any ailment, except stupidity...


But a dash of arsenic will fix that right up


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It's like liquid luck from Harry Potter but great fortune for yourself will mean great misfortune for someone close to you.
Posted 7/30/16
Except....the side effects involve you laughing hysterically at common things, for instance a cat's meow or a dog's bark.
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cannot restore hair color
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Fix the Harmony Gold situation and allow the Macross franchise to be published in the western world.
Posted 7/30/16
It can't cure anything you secretly want
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This new drug can perform any miracle, any miracle, people, but there is one caveat:

For some reason it cannot make your neighbour's idiot dog stop barking.
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It can't make you get a girlfriend/boyfriend
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It can't work.
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allowing you to breath............ Get rekt
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