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Posted 8/2/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:
Maybe you should send them lewd pics. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
send them D pictures (that means distracting pictures)


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Hello, PV here, and as you all may know I confess to everyone I see with an F under there name or a cute avatar, because everyone knows girls have cute avatars of anime girls and certainly not guys.



Yet....none of them reciprocate my feelings of love! I have bagged quite a few platonic imoutos, but nothing of.....ROMANCE!


How come?!


Some of them would prefer to be your one and only special snowflake, and were discouraged by the mass nature of your confessions, maybe?

In my case you made the critical mistake of not including an affadavit professing your complete attraction to the female lead in Harold and Maude with your confession.
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lorreen wrote:

Some of them would prefer to be your one and only special snowflake, and were discouraged by the mass nature of your confessions, maybe?

In my case you made the critical mistake of not including an affadavit professing your complete attraction to the female lead in Harold and Maude with your confession.


Pls be my gurlfriend so i can make PV jealous! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Every girl wants to be treated like a queen. Not saying this is a good thing, but it is a fact. Our society encourages the men to be the initiators while girls are supposed to get everything served on a silver platter. I would say that it is almost impossible to have a harem if the members of the harem are part of western society. We have been taught to despise such concepts.
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Because girls like to be the only one in their significant other's life.
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Nalaniel wrote:

Every girl wants to be treated like a queen. Not saying this is a good thing, but it is a fact. Our society encourages the men to be the initiators while girls are supposed to get everything served on a silver platter. I would say that it is almost impossible to have a harem if the members of the harem are part of western society. We have been taught to despise such concepts.


I dont get the 'initiator' part. I find it stupid. But whatevs, i aint going to be the one to 'initiate' anything. Disgusting culture.

This made me laugh:


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Posted 8/2/16
Na girls love to be with a guy who treats them like shit, well my state they do. Some girls are
Missing out on the good guys but they only want the guys who has money, a place to stay and pretty much a job so they don't have to work
Posted 8/2/16
This joke has grown far too old, and I'm sure it started a while before I signed up, therefore it is far, far, far (that's 3 fars) too old and needs to be put down immediately.
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Posted 8/2/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:

I dont get the 'initiator' part. I find it stupid. But whatevs, i aint going to be the one to 'initiate' anything. Disgusting culture.

This made me laugh:


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A lot needs to be done before our society can be considered modern and civilised. Humanity's past has taken its toll on the present. However, we're making progress. Small, but significant.
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Posted 8/2/16

lorreen wrote:




Some of them would prefer to be your one and only special Snowflake , and were discouraged by the mass nature of your confessions, maybe?

In my case you made the critical mistake of not including an affadavit professing your complete attraction to the female lead in Harold and Maude with your confession.


Ash is my one and only special snowflake ! i mean my feelings for him is strictly platonic and always will be, but no boyfriend will ever compare to how i feel for.him, he's my cherry hehe :3
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Ugh. Women these days, having standards and stuff, amirite?
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its the ketchup you need the ketchup it holds all the secrets go to the mountains of flogmore! there you shall find the secrets of life
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Nalaniel wrote:
PV? Be my boyfriend! Please <3333 love u


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You have to stalk them and then approach them with a cloth soaked in a magic green liquid and put it over their mouth, they'll love you for it.
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Posted 8/2/16 , edited 8/2/16

1Perks wrote:
he's my cherry hehe :3
or that he took your....

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