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You must lose your earthly desires that keep you chained. Aspire to something greater. For you will only find happiness once you remove all barriers preventing you from being happy.

If you desire what you can never have, you will doom yourself to pain. Change how you think.

Once you have reached enlightenment, the ladies will come. And if they don't, you are already happy, so what does it matter?

Also go to the gym.
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Is it bad that they only joy left in my life is beating people bloody in a MMA cage and PV's failing romantic life?
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Maybe it wasn't heartfelt enough?
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Because you aren't a potato
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I love you, PV!
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riritsu wrote:

Because you aren't a potato


Oh no I would really say that PV can be bit of a potato sometimes.
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eatmorebikes wrote:
I love you, PV!
what about the bikes then? (also henry baggins the little one)
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What the fuck is this thread. What? Wut? Huh?
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The Internet route has failed you. Perhaps it's time for a traditional Viking approach. Though, society generally frowns upon kidnapping the woman against her will and forcing her to marry you. In fact I think that could possibly qualify as some kind of sex crime these days. You'll probably want to carefully weigh the cost and benefits before committing to that.

Or you could join a monastery. You won't have to worry about earthly desires there.
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mizilol wrote:

come to me. ill be ur girl-friend.

Yay!



eatmorebikes wrote:

I love you, PV!

I love you too!
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We're just not that into you.
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PV, please use this chart:

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Freddy96NO wrote:


1Perks wrote:
he's my cherry hehe :3
or that he took your....

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+69


haha i knew someone would make that joke, funny thing is i gave him the nickname "cherry" before i knew he was a ..... cherry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lmao

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Love and romance comes with time. No girl (or anyone, normally) would feel an emotion as deep as this with just anyone. It's with someone they know, and like, truly...perhaps you should find a different approach? It looks like, to me, that you are trying to force it...(a personal opinion, not supposed to take offensively.)
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Ranwolf wrote:

Is it bad that they only joy left in my life is beating people bloody in a MMA cage and PV's failing romantic life?


Fight me, sir(I had to edit because it'd get edited anyways.) I thought firing off rounds at the range would be joyous to you.
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