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Let me know if a thread like this one exist or not.
Thanks a bunches


Here is the situation to make you think about what would happen next?

Let's say you and your lover-a city boy or girl who has never spent much time in the wild- go on a camping trip in the mountains. During the middle of the night, you hear some commotion outside the tent. You peer out to see a bear at your nearby picnic table, sitting on the ground ground eating your sandwiches. You lover is at first paralyzed with fear, then becomes frantic and starts packing everything up to leave. What happens next?

Enjoy!!!!
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we die
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We're screwed.

The Revenant.

Terrible events will unfold.

I hope he's a Pooh Bear though. I could just throw a jar of honey out there, and we play dead.

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I fill up with testosterone and challenge the bear, sounds like fun.
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Selfie

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I german suplex the fck out of that bear
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C-Tundra wrote:

I german suplex the fck out of that bear


I would love to see you try and get yourself hurt in the process.
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Wait, wait.. There's a bear nearby chowing down on leftovers and she's running around packing, or are we talking the next morning here? I just have this mental image of a frantic woman trying to pull an empty, crushed picnic basket from under a bear's rear-end while it's busy eating.

At any rate, this is why you're not supposed to just leave food lying around while camping. I thought even city people know that, although I apparently forgot in this scenario.. Somehow, I'm sure this was her fault.

Does this hypothetical woman have redeeming qualities? Because luring hungry wildlife isn't really doing it for me. Perhaps I should leave her for the bear if it runs out of sandwiches.
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iriomote wrote:

Wait, wait.. There's a bear nearby chowing down on leftovers and she's running around packing, or are we talking the next morning here? I just have this mental image of a frantic woman trying to pull an empty, crushed picnic basket from under a bear's rear-end while it's busy eating.

At any rate, this is why you're not supposed to just leave food lying around while camping. I thought even city people know that, although I apparently forgot in this scenario.. Somehow, I'm sure this was her fault.

Does this hypothetical woman have redeeming qualities? Because luring hungry wildlife isn't really doing it for me. Perhaps I should leave her for the bear if it runs out of sandwiches.


Your lover is packing up everything in the tent while the bear is eating.
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I think about this situation, and then realize it's not happening, and that's it is just a Crunchyroll thread. I promptly realize this would never happen, because I could never find a lover that loves free(as in freedom) software as much as me.
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tell the idiot to stop and that we're over. lol
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Depends on the bear. Black bear? Bellow out a warcry and act like you are the baddest mofo in the forest, and are about to slaughter that bear. Don't actually attack because you will lose though . It will run away in a hurry.

Brown bear aka Grizzly? Curl up into a ball, make no sound, and pray it doesn't notice you.
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man id just let that yogi the bear lookin ass dude take whatever it wants and leave too

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I whip out the honey
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nah. i dont fk with pussies.
my man better go out there and fight that bear.

or ya sure we can leave.
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