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Posted 8/3/16
Let me know if a thread like this one exist or not.
Thanks a bunches.


Please Read:


A 50 year old man pulls into a gas station to use the restroom. A piece of graffiti on the wall of the stall makes him turn around and head back in the direction he came from. What did the graffiti say? Where is he going?


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Posted 8/3/16 , edited 8/3/16
Act your age. He's going to kill himself.

I can't take credit for that joke. Although I guess 50 is a little young for that. It was just the first thing that popped into my head.
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ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

Act your age. He's going to kill himself.

I can't take credit for that joke. Although I guess 50 is a little young for that. It was just the first thing that popped into my head.


It''s fine.
Posted 8/3/16
It's not about what he read.
It's about what he smelled.
Posted 8/3/16
It was a phone number of someone he knows. Since he didn't have a cell phone on his person, he left to find the nearest payphone in the area.
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Posted 8/3/16 , edited 8/4/16
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

He went home
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

He went home


hehehehehehehehehe. Nice reference
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Saw the next President of the United States.
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guitarzim22 wrote:

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

He went home


the french will even invade gas station restrooms
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Thanks for the comments cool people.
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Thanks for the comments cool people.


You're welcome, cool person.
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ZavinRoyalheart wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

Thanks for the comments cool people.


You're welcome, cool person.


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In graffiti on the wall it says "The restroom is for paying customers only". The man leaves to go put gas in his tank or purchase something to assuage his conscience.
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Posted 8/3/16 , edited 8/4/16
BEWARE! There is no toilet paper in this restroom, EVER! Only those brown, rough paper towels. Use at your own discretion.

No one likes to use rough toilet paper. >.>
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