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Post Reply A woman rushes out of a house(not her house) to her car. On her car windshield, tuck under the wiper blade, is a handwri
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Posted 8/3/16 , edited 8/4/16
Let me know if a thread like this one exist or not.
Thanks a bunches.


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A woman rushes out of a house(not her house) to her car. On her car windshield, tuck under the wiper blade, is a handwritten note. What does it say?

You can be serious or silly with this. You decide how to make it.


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Posted 8/3/16 , edited 8/4/16
Clean your window.
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Subject: Legal Appointment As Next of Kin.
From: Johnson Emmanuel

My Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. Johnson Emmanuel, I am a senior partner (Attorney) in the firm of Emmanuel Consults Inc: Private Investigators, Security Consultants and Financial Managers. We are conducting a standard process investigation/Recommendation on behalf of Development Bank (ADB), The Continental Banking Conglomerate.

This investigation involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at ADB Gold Account, the Private Banking arm of ADB. The ADB Private Banking client died intestate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank amounting to over US9.5 Million.

The essence of this communication with you is to request that you provide us information/comments on any or all of the four issues as regards nominating you to inherit the fund left behind by this client. You are therefore being contacted to be legally nominated as next of kin(inheritor) to this client after all enquiries and investigation has yielded results showing that there is no known next of kin. You are required therefore to answer this questions to enable us make our recommendation.

1-Are you aware of any relative/relation born on the 2nd of February 1951, who shares your same name whose last known contact address?

2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person at the Private Banking Division of ADB Bank PLC?

3-Can you confirm your willingness to accept this inheritance if you are legally and legitimately nominated and approved to stand as inheritor to this huge investment in regards to the bank account with ADB?

4-Would you agree to donate part of this inheritance to charity if you are officially approved to stand as the inheritor? It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP whether or not you are familiar with this personality or and your interest towards the issues mentioned.

You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more detailed information at this point. Please respond to this mail as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to provide you with more information on this investigation and recommendation.

Thank you for accommodating our enquiry.
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A divine message.
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Look behind you (while this was at night time with some fog)
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"Can't see me"


This starts playing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEW-Be_vIBY
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chiyotoko wrote:
"Can't see me"
with your avatar that reminded me of this picture.



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Posted 8/3/16 , edited 8/3/16
What even...

From a scale of 1 to even I literally can't.
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"Lol btch learn to park"
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"Need new wiper blades? Call Acme Windshield Wiper Repair at 1-888-555-5555"
Posted 8/3/16
Get some eggs, mayonnaise, and sardines, extract the egg white, and mix it with the mayonnaise and sardine fluids. Find a few victims of your choice, smear their door handle, then, on a note, write:

"I'm sorry, but if you didn't want your car to get raped, you shouldn't have dressed it like a slut."

and stick it on their windshield.

When they come back and read the note, they'll go "Uh, what?" and they go to open the car, and be like "Ugh, what's this on my hand..." *sniff*
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Posted 8/3/16
can you pick up some eggs while your out?
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"We got it on camera"
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