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Post Reply A woman rushes out of a house(not her house) to her car. On her car windshield, tuck under the wiper blade, is a handwri
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'Sorry for the broken window but there was a Squirtle in your car that I had to capture for Pokemon Go
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We have pictures of your keys. Please come to X Land with $XX to reclaim keys. If you do not reclaim your keys, we will give you back your keys in exchange for us super gluing stickers to your car.
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Something like that? There was this one book where they super glued some stickers to a bad teacher's car. That teacher took a woman with him and she saw those stickers. He deserved it.
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And yet nobody comments about that woman came rushing out of someone's house.
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qualeshia3 wrote:

And yet nobody comments about that woman came rushing out of someone's house.


Because your question was referring to the note tucked under the wiper blade of her windshield.
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"would you like to upgrade to windshield 10?"

alternatively

"Dibs"
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SHOTGUN!
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1stladyent wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

And yet nobody comments about that woman came rushing out of someone's house.


Because your question was referring to the note tucked under the wiper blade of her windshield.


I know but where is the curiosity?
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qualeshia3 wrote:


1stladyent wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

And yet nobody comments about that woman came rushing out of someone's house.


Because your question was referring to the note tucked under the wiper blade of her windshield.


I know but where is the curiosity?


where is the lie?
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What lie?
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Best thing ever



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qualeshia3 wrote:

And yet nobody comments about that woman came rushing out of someone's house.


Don't worry I didn't forget, though you may rather I did. Who knows.

As she reaches for it she notices... guess what, her hands are missing. Really tragic I know. Yet luckily, someone was kind enough to write on the note "I think you left those inside". She runs back to the house, clamoring up the stairs, bleeding profuse, slipping maybe once or twice on her slick syrupy blood. On the last step she falls on her face. Desperate to get up she bores her bloodied stumps in the porch, lifting herself with all her might. Getting quite a bit of slivers mind you. However only to make matters worse, right when hope was shinning threw, she bumps into the door. Its now shut, oops. Missing hands and all that, shes in trouble. However shes persistent, or something else, stupid maybe, and tries to open it with the crux of her elbow. But well that fails and just sprays blood all over the place. In a desperate bid for who knows what, she gnaws on the door knob chipping teeth, and coating the door in even more blood than any home owner would want on it. Simply because she wants it open, what conceit. However the owner was probably a nasty jerk and locked it in the end. She falls backwards, tumbling down the stairs smashing her head against the pavement, and in her last moments as her vision fades, she notices rubbing right against her face is a cute little door mat, that say "no soliciting". She sure regretted that.

Hopefully I conveyed this right.
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