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How do you plan on taking over the world? As a joke, I plan to take over the world by buying all the toilet paper in existence
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By turing the world Islamic and claiming to be the prophet.

Or gaining access to America's military. Or attacking America with North Korea, China and Russia.
Posted 8/4/16
By making a tiny self contained and self sufficient terrarium.
No point in taking over the human world unless you want to be the one to clean it.
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And make toilet paper overpriced
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MrAnimeSK wrote:

By turing the world Islamic and claiming to be the prophet.

Or gaining access to America's military. Or attacking America with North Korea, China and Russia.


Ya, I always look up to America's military, I think they can take on the world if they want, they're just lazy
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fredreload wrote:


MrAnimeSK wrote:

By turing the world Islamic and claiming to be the prophet.

Or gaining access to America's military. Or attacking America with North Korea, China and Russia.


Ya, I always look up to America's military, I think they can take on the world if they want, they're just lazy


Too compassionate and humane.

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MrAnimeSK wrote:


fredreload wrote:


MrAnimeSK wrote:

By turing the world Islamic and claiming to be the prophet.

Or gaining access to America's military. Or attacking America with North Korea, China and Russia.


Ya, I always look up to America's military, I think they can take on the world if they want, they're just lazy


Too compassionate and humane.



Hmm, how about make laxative free and bring it to all you can eat restaurant?
Posted 8/4/16
... For me I would take over the drug market in the world. World domination via health facilities, you know? Maybe I can save some lives while I'm at it. Always wanted to help those with Alzheimer's and cancers... I've had those around me struggling under these conditions. I don't think it helps how once someone is diagnosed with it that they automatically cannot resume work and keep up treatment without feeling a lot of regret over finances... I know some take their own lives.... Even through euthanasia.... If I can do something about that, then I'd be really happy......
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World domination through zombie apocolypse
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Frogs !

.....I still have to nail out the details.
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Posted 8/4/16 , edited 8/4/16
Dont want to control this shitty world.

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by hiring this girl



surely she has the intellect to operate my complex super computer which is integral to the plan without a large mess of explosions and tears
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omlettespammer wrote:

by hiring this girl



surely she has the intellect to operate my complex super computer which is integral to the plan without a large mess of explosions and tears


She might accidentally take over everything else except the world
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fredreload wrote:


omlettespammer wrote:

by hiring this girl



surely she has the intellect to operate my complex super computer which is integral to the plan without a large mess of explosions and tears


She might accidentally take over everything else except the world :D


yes, that's when I launch my back up plan - nothing has happened and it is all a bad dream!
Posted 8/4/16
I have no motivation to take over the world

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