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M / In Italy for a year
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I beat your mom because I'm sexy like that...
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I shot my best friend, because I am a pimp.
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I shanked a glass of milk because I'm sexy like that.......( oh dear lord)
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I didnt like mine. T_T
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19 / M / Britain
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Bush did 9/11
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25 / F / New Jersey, USA
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I slept with a Teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos. What the flying fuck?
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These are all disgusting and I vomited for each possible combination
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27 / M / California
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I shot a homo for continuing to steal my tacos. I do have guns, but would I have to worry about a homo stealing my taco?
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M / In Italy for a year
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Ocale wrote:

These are all disgusting and I vomited for each possible combination


LOL that's the point
Posted 8/4/16

LubbockNR wrote:

LOL that's the point


I don't get the point, then.

I would much rather have a cutesy version.

"I hugged a bunny because I'm a happy person"
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I ate my lover because I love marihuana.

Makes sense.
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M / In Italy for a year
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Posted 8/4/16

Ocale wrote:


LubbockNR wrote:

LOL that's the point


I don't get the point, then.

I would much rather have a cutesy version.

"I hugged a bunny because I'm a happy person"


idk mine made me cringe so I posted it
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25 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 8/4/16
I shot a homo because I'm sexy like that.
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Posted 8/4/16
I stabbed a condom for
any of these reasons:
1. because I'm sexy like that,
2.because I love marijuana,
3.because I'm a pimp, or
4.because I didn't like the way it looked at me.
What the hell.
Posted 8/4/16 , edited 8/4/16
I beat my bestfriend because hoes keeps stealing my tacos
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