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Posted 8/4/16
I needed some crack heads because I'm good in bed

=D
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I shot a bum because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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jaykirbydudee wrote:

I stabbed a condom for
any of these reasons:
1. because I'm sexy like that,
2.because I love marijuana,
3.because I'm a pimp, or
4.because I didn't like the way it looked at me.
What the hell.



stabbing condoms is sexy?....huh, i'm gonna have to try real hard to imagine that image

i ate Paris Hilton because i am a pimp...who's Paris? Google please don't disapoint me...
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Posted 8/4/16
I cuddled with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp.
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Posted 8/4/16
I beat a homeless guy because I hate my life.
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Posted 8/4/16
Lol my story killed me.
Posted 8/4/16
I needed a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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Posted 8/4/16
I'm not telling my story. Don't like the outcome of it.
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Posted 8/4/16
I needed some crack heads because I have AMAZING boobs.

Um, what..? I'm now worried what those crack heads might do with my boobs. >.>
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Posted 8/4/16
I needed a hippie because i'm sexy like that.

Lmfao what the fuck hahaha XD
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Posted 8/4/16

LubbockNR wrote:



I beat your mom because I'm sexy like that...


i smoked with a drink because I'm a pimp
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Posted 8/4/16
Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! 1453 was an inside job!
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Posted 8/4/16
I smoked with a drink because I'm sexy like that.

....k.
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Posted 8/4/16
I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I'm good in bed and sexy like that.


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