All Your Gums R Belong To Us
Posted 8/6/16
I just put a whole pack of gum in my mouth. I think it's anxiety, or boredom. Now I want a cigarette, and some coffee, but I know if I take the gum out I'm not going to put it back in my mouth again because I'm secretly prissy like that. And before you ask "Why do you have gum, anyway?" or just flat out say "Only douchebags chew gum!" I only chew gum on occasion when I'm paranoid about having bad breath, you know, even though I don't necessarily do. But, this time I'm not even leaving the house, so I've basically wasted a whole pack of gum for nothing.

God my mouth is tired now. Now I know why oral sex only last for like a few minutes at best.

Shit, now I blew a bubble and it's stuck all over my face.

And I know, this is chit-chat material, but I like it when lorreen touch my junk.
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Posted 8/6/16
101/10. Good thread.
Posted 8/6/16
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Posted 8/6/16 , edited 8/6/16

Hrafna wrote:
And I know, this is chit-chat material, but I like it when lorreen touch my junk.




chat away, now that I've nudged you just how you like it.

I don't remember when the last time was I chewed gum. Sometimes for little events there's a goody-bag that has some gum in it. I always take it out and throw it away, or leave it on a table for someone else to pick up, or sneak it into somebody else's goody-bag.
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Posted 8/6/16

Ocale wrote:

Puked


*Jophy laughs at Ocales rudeness*
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Posted 8/6/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:
*Jophy laughs at Ocales rudeness*
even if he nuked?

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Posted 8/6/16 , edited 8/6/16

Freddy96NO wrote:

even if he nuked?



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Posted 8/6/16 , edited 8/6/16

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chat away, now that I've nudged you just how you like it.

I don't remember when the last time was I chewed gum. Sometimes for little events there's a goody-bag that has some gum in it. I always take it out and throw it away, or leave it on a table for someone else to pick up, or sneak it into somebody else's goody-bag.


Afraid your fillings might pop?



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Closed because OP nuked
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