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Posted 8/7/16 , edited 8/7/16
In a turn of events that shocked the political world and threw the presidential race into unprecedented turmoil, Donald J. Trump announced yesterday that he is quitting the race and endorsing Hillary Clinton.

Trump said the only point of his campaign was to show how stupid and gullible many Republican voters are.
Lundy JOHN D. SIMMONS File photo

“I’ve been a Democrat all of my adult life,” Trump told a packed and boisterous news conference. “But I knew if I ran as a Republican and said increasingly ridiculous, idiotic, racist and sexist things that I would get a lot of votes.”

But he said he had no idea he would be able to win the Republican nomination and poll 40 percent or better in a national race against Clinton.

“Did people really believe that I could build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico and get the Mexicans to pay for it?” Trump asked, “and that we could deport 11 million illegal aliens? That’s ridiculous. How could we possibly do that?”

Trump said he wanted to show just how gullible the far-right wing was and how weak-kneed Republican leaders were.

“Even after I made racist statements about that judge and attacked a Gold Star family, the Republican leadership continued to endorse me,” Trump said. “Man, what does it take to get tossed out of the Republican Party?”

He also pointed out that he had offered no real solutions to any of the country’s problems and nobody, even the news media, took much notice that “there was no there there in my campaign,” he said.

House Speaker Paul Ryan, while expressing shock at Trump’s announcement, said, “After I thought about it a bit, I realized this made a lot more sense then the campaign he was running. The joke’s on us.”

Fifty-one Republicans immediately announced their candidacy to replace Trump on the ballot.

Asked if he felt any remorse about fooling so many people, Trump answered in typical Trumpian style: “No. They’re all losers.”

Walker Lundy is a former Observer metro editor and Philadelphia Inquirer executive editor. Email: [email protected]

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/op-ed/article94019107.html#storylink=cpy


Trump making excuse saying he was playing game with us to see how many votes he would get.. He wasn't intending on becoming President...
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Posted 8/7/16 , edited 8/8/16
Is this true?
No it cant be.

I refuse to believe this. Must be a joke.

Is this some sort of cosmic joke?

I dont find anything on the news about this.
I am genuinly confused right now.
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....wow....
thats just wrong....

im looking into this.....
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Posted 8/7/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:

Is this true?
No it cant be.

I refuse to believe this. Must be a joke.

Is this some sort of cosmic joke?

I dont find anything on the news about this.



I had to double check it haha, Trump was trolling us all along! >.< He even lied about being with Roman Woman with Big Breast bro!!
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Posted 8/7/16 , edited 8/7/16

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Jophar_Vorin wrote:

Is this true?
No it cant be.

I refuse to believe this. Must be a joke.

Is this some sort of cosmic joke?

I dont find anything on the news about this.



I had to double check it haha, Trump was trolling us all along! >.< He even lied about being with Roman Woman with Big Breast bro!!


I really cant believe this. Do you have other articles?

I cant find it on the news. ????????
??? halp??

Big breast roman woman, if he lied about that... I feel betrayed.
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Posted 8/7/16

Jophar_Vorin wrote:


JanusCascade wrote:


Jophar_Vorin wrote:

Is this true?
No it cant be.

I refuse to believe this. Must be a joke.

Is this some sort of cosmic joke?

I dont find anything on the news about this.



I had to double check it haha, Trump was trolling us all along! >.< He even lied about being with Roman Woman with Big Breast bro!!


I really cant believe this. Do you have other articles?

I cant find it on the news. ????????
??? halp??

Big breast roman woman, if he lied about that... I feel betrayed.


Other saying that he had meltdown.. -shrugs-

I put the link at the end of the post, where I copy and pasted from.

I know bro I felt betrayed to.. That like PV betrayed us! :p
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Posted 8/7/16 , edited 8/7/16

JanusCascade wrote:

Other saying that he had meltdown.. -shrugs-

I put the link at the end of the post, where I copy and pasted from.

I know bro I felt betrayed to.. That like PV betrayed us! :p


I dont think he is quitting. To weird to be true. I cant believe that.


Well i aint a trump supporter or a hillary supporter as both are weird.
But i do feel betrayed that its possible to do such a troll.

But i do think its the news trolling.
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The "article" is satirical. He hasn't dropped out of the race or endorsed Clinton..

Hell, he's still calling Clinton "dangerous" and "mentally unhinged" since it was published - rather odd if he'd just endorsed her, don't you think?
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The "article" is satirical. He hasn't dropped out of the race or endorsed Clinton..

Hell, he's still calling Clinton "dangerous" and "mentally unhinged" since it was published - rather odd if he'd just endorsed her, don't you think?


Yeah.
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iriomote wrote:

The "article" is satirical. He hasn't dropped out of the race or endorsed Clinton..

Hell, he's still calling Clinton "dangerous" and "mentally unhinged" since it was published - rather odd if he'd just endorsed her, don't you think?



That why I double check to see if it was infamous website call Orion? (spelling) Have you ever heard of that website? That Site troll famous people like one time it said that North Korea leader is voted most handsome man of the year and made fake picture of him.. and Kim believed them and that when that website announce that it was making fun of him and its not true..

Also it made fun of Russian President saying that American Football fans rather have hotdog with him (hang out) instead of with President of USA.. and Vider (spelling his name) Russian President believed them and said that he laughed at the President of USA and it backfired on him saying it was a lies.

I think the name of that site is Onion or Orion. But I double checked and its not that site.
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The fact that there's no talk of this from any other credible news source should be a hint to you guys at the legitimacy of this...
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https://www.roslandcapital.com/
A little off topic, but i really found the US Dept counter funny.

A Lannister always pays his depts.

This one: http://www.usdebtclock.org/
Awsome!
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Posted 8/7/16
I just recheck Yahoo, and its nowhere to be seen, Only thing I see is that Trump is still running for President.. -scratches head- Maybe I got trolled! =0
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Posted 8/7/16
Ha, nice satarical article. Ya got fooled!
Posted 8/7/16
This thread single handedly made me shoot myself.
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