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Men: Do you like when women stare at you?
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Posted 8/9/16

luffyisify wrote:

You're not exactly wrong. ( But I definitely don't agree with you on perversion being fun.)


how is it not fun? It's showing sexual attraction to other humans. It's the most biological part of us! Just don't be a creep about it.
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Akane1984 wrote:


Norasuna wrote:


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I like the women option you put there


I agree. Nice one Stars :)


If I've ever stared at a guy it's probably because I was zoning out. Woops, sorry guys.


Or they still had a bit of sandwich on their face.
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Spireite wrote:

Or they still had a bit of sandwich on their face.


Bahahaha, I mean, it's possible.
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Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:

Or they still had a bit of sandwich on their face.


Bahahaha, I mean, it's possible.


No-one wants that. Some attractive person is giving you glances and the occasional smile and you think that it might be your lucky day, only to find out they've actually been slying looks and giggling at a stray piece of bacon attached to your chin. Happens all the time. It's horrible.
Posted 8/9/16

luffyisify wrote:

For those who pick the 1st option, you guys are perverts.


But some of us here are men, and more grown up in the mind.
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Posted 8/9/16

Spireite wrote:


Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:

Or they still had a bit of sandwich on their face.


Bahahaha, I mean, it's possible.


No-one wants that. Some attractive person is giving you glances and the occasional smile and you think that it might be your lucky day, only to find out they've actually been slying looks and giggling at a stray piece of bacon attached to your chin. Happens all the time. It's horrible.


It begs the question, though....how did you miss the bacon on your face? I can smell bacon from a mile away. None of that should get left on the face.
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Posted 8/9/16

Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:


Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:

Or they still had a bit of sandwich on their face.


Bahahaha, I mean, it's possible.


No-one wants that. Some attractive person is giving you glances and the occasional smile and you think that it might be your lucky day, only to find out they've actually been slying looks and giggling at a stray piece of bacon attached to your chin. Happens all the time. It's horrible.


It begs the question, though....how did you miss the bacon on your face? I can smell bacon from a mile away. None of that should get left on the face.


I get distracted by the possible advances of an attractive lady, then get nervous about stray bacon. As everyone should be well aware, when you wipe the face to get rid of those pesky pork escapees, you never get it all. That's why people get in relationships. So your significant other can do the whole "You missed a bit" routine. Well known fact.
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Posted 8/9/16

Spireite wrote:


Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:


Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:

Or they still had a bit of sandwich on their face.


Bahahaha, I mean, it's possible.


No-one wants that. Some attractive person is giving you glances and the occasional smile and you think that it might be your lucky day, only to find out they've actually been slying looks and giggling at a stray piece of bacon attached to your chin. Happens all the time. It's horrible.


It begs the question, though....how did you miss the bacon on your face? I can smell bacon from a mile away. None of that should get left on the face.


I get distracted by the possible advances of an attractive lady, then get nervous about stray bacon. As everyone should be well aware, when you wipe the face to get rid of those pesky pork escapees, you never get it all. That's why people get in relationships. So your significant other can do the whole "You missed a bit" routine. Well known fact.


It really does all come down to the bacon doesn't it. Some day, when people ask how a couple met, they'll answer, "Well, you see, there was this stray piece of bacon..."
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Posted 8/9/16

Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:


Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:


Akane1984 wrote:


Spireite wrote:

Or they still had a bit of sandwich on their face.


Bahahaha, I mean, it's possible.


No-one wants that. Some attractive person is giving you glances and the occasional smile and you think that it might be your lucky day, only to find out they've actually been slying looks and giggling at a stray piece of bacon attached to your chin. Happens all the time. It's horrible.


It begs the question, though....how did you miss the bacon on your face? I can smell bacon from a mile away. None of that should get left on the face.


I get distracted by the possible advances of an attractive lady, then get nervous about stray bacon. As everyone should be well aware, when you wipe the face to get rid of those pesky pork escapees, you never get it all. That's why people get in relationships. So your significant other can do the whole "You missed a bit" routine. Well known fact.


It really does all come down to the bacon doesn't it. Some day, when people ask how a couple met, they'll answer, "Well, you see, there was this stray piece of bacon..."


C'est la vie.
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Guys... it's a piece of bacon.... stuck on your chin... while you were eating... What even....
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Posted 8/9/16
I don't mind in the slightest this body was a whole lot of fucking hard work. They want to stare let them, at least once in their lives they can see a man who isn't a fat bitch born slob like so many of the other guys I see on the streets.
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The real question is, how did you get bacon stuck to your forehead.
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Posted 8/9/16

Axerilis wrote:

Guys... it's a piece of bacon.... stuck on your chin... while you were eating... What even....


It's how romances are born. You'll see. There'll be a novel with the premise, which will be so successful it'll be adapted into a Hollywood blockbuster starring some B/C list actors that aren't quite good enough to do proper drama.
Posted 8/9/16 , edited 8/9/16
He taped the bacon to his head to get some stares from women.
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Posted 8/9/16

Spireite wrote:


Axerilis wrote:

Guys... it's a piece of bacon.... stuck on your chin... while you were eating... What even....


It's how romances are born. You'll see. There'll be a novel with the premise, which will be so successful it'll be adapted into a Hollywood blockbuster starring some B/C list actors that aren't quite good enough to do proper drama.


It'll be called, "Bacon- A Love Story". Or "The Baconbook". "When Harry Met Bacon"?
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