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Posted 8/16/16 , edited 8/16/16

NEVER before has a member of the male species wished for a smaller manhood. Until now.
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita will be ruing the size of his phallus after it caused him to foul during the qualifying rounds in the men’s event in Rio.
Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5.3 metres in group A of the first round of the pole vault, when his leg came in contact with the bar. As he began to drop back down towards the ground, his shin grazed the bar, causing it to wobble dangerously.
But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Already unsteady, the bar was dislodged from its holdings when Ogita’s old fellow decided to make an appearance and slap the metal. The vaulter’s arm then collected the bar as it began to fall.
Video footage showed the crushing moment the 28-year-old was let down by his trouser friend.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/japanese-pole-vaulters-olympic-dream-crushed-by-his-own-penis/news-story/a7e70dcbd46300b7ab0f4fef16f2fbef
Posted 8/16/16
Did that turn you on Huatesco? Did it.
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Posted 8/16/16
That's just terrific.
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Posted 8/16/16

L7D wrote:

Did that turn you on Huatesco? Did it.


I'm really not attracted to older men
Posted 8/16/16

HuastecoOtaku wrote:


L7D wrote:

Did that turn you on Huatesco? Did it.


I'm really not attracted to older men


But you are attracted to men right yes/no?
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Posted 8/16/16

L7D wrote:


HuastecoOtaku wrote:


L7D wrote:

Did that turn you on Huatesco? Did it.


I'm really not attracted to older men


But you are attracted to men right yes/no?


Yea, I'm attracted to men.
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Posted 8/16/16
I'm speechless but I laughed lol
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Posted 8/16/16
I don't know whether to congratulate or pity him.
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Posted 8/16/16
I don't know if there's any subtle shade being thrown here, but man, hats off to you Huasteco because you didn't miss out any information worth mentioning by even the slightest tidbit, hats off. You should be a reporter, or...some sort of national caretaker, I don't know.
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Posted 8/16/16

salamisama wrote:

I don't know if there's any subtle shade being thrown here, but man, hats off to you Huasteco because you didn't miss out any information worth mentioning by even the slightest tidbit, hats off. You should be a reporter, or...some sort of national caretaker, I don't know.


Alas, I didn't write the article in question.
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Posted 8/16/16
Cheers man.
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Posted 8/16/16
Must really hurt his pride.
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Posted 8/16/16

qualeshia3 wrote:

Must really hurt his pride.


I'd figure it'd do the exact opposite. Does a great deal to break some stereotypes. Lol
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Posted 8/16/16

MysticGon wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

Must really hurt his pride.


I'd figure it'd do the exact opposite. Does a great deal to break some stereotypes. Lol


Yeah but all his training was for naught. I doubt at this point he is thinking about stereotypes.
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