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Car love is love...?



A Dayton, Ohio man was arrested on Aug. 16th after allegedly fornicating in public…with a van.

A 911 caller reported seeing the suspect, Michael Henson, pulling down his pants, exposing his penis and then “sticking his genitals in the grill of a red van,” according to The Smoking Gun.

After “humping it as if he were having sex with the van” for a while, the caller said Henson, who appeared to be intoxicated, passed out in a yard, then got up and stumbled away.

A second caller led police to a nearby street, where Henson was found walking along wearing only shorts and shoes. They apprehended him without incident and brought him to the station, where he was charged with public indecency.

The officers also tracked down the owner of the van, who said he witnessed Henson passing out in the yard, but not the act that preceded it.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/08/18/ultimate-car-lover-ohio-man-arrested-for-sex-act-with-van/





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It's a case of auto erotica.
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He was probably so drunk he thought that the red van was a woman in a red dress or something. Stupid....
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Humanity at long last has an answer to its most enduring question:

"Where do Micro Machines come from?"
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People got problems for real.
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No means "no", Mike.
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That van will live with that pain for the rest of her life.
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He shoulda tried it with the van turned on
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It's like Robot Chicken's humping robot all over again. Also, I can't help this to be ridiculous, getting arrested for humping a van.(Although, I see why that person was arrested.)
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MeanderCat wrote:

It's a case of auto erotica.


6/5 Nice pun.
Posted 8/19/16
Surprised this didn't happen in Florida
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Velvet_Crowe wrote:

Surprised this didn't happen in Florida


I think Florida Man was too busy with a tree.
Posted 8/19/16
OP, that's not why he was arrested.
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