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I am pretending to be someone named "John Smith" Ask me anything.
Posted 8/22/16

1Perks wrote:

how do i make friends? do u have freinds? how many? what do u people talk about? how often do u converse with them?


Making friends is a numbers game. the more people you know, the more friends you'll have out of those.

I think I do, I can't be sure and by extension I can't know how many.

We all get together and talk about you behind your back.

once every so often when nothing more interesting pops up like IDK folding paper.




Thanks for the advice.


Elynne06 wrote:

Will you join me on my quest of survival in an apocalypse caused by horses ( who are secretly highly intelligent and evil and have manipulated the illuminati into doing their bidding)? If so, will you be the driver who is responsible for coming out on top during high speed pursuits (James Bond style) or will you ride shotgun with your weapon of choice (there will also be a sun roof for your convenience)?

Also, French fries or onion rings?


If the world comes to an apocalypse then the internet would also end and I'd rather die than live without internet.

French fries, I like the straight lines.



1stladyent wrote:

How many babies has Pocahontas popped out because of you?


All of them.


blackflowers wrote:

I don't understand..!!


I don't either.


salamisama wrote:

What will become of our logarithmic exponential autonomous interferometry?


It will take a selfie and implode.


stars201 wrote:

Too bad your relationship didn't work out between you and Pocahontas


She's better off without the constant reminder of impending genocide.


Werina wrote:

lol stars


lol


Flupfulouper wrote:

What's it lyke being friends with an esper, alien, and time traveller?!


Edit: Barp! Sumbodi beat Mei tou it hahuh


They're not my friends.
Posted 8/23/16
Does fish eat donuts?
Posted 8/23/16

bubbleeeyy_ wrote:

Does fish eat donuts?


Some fish eat anything.
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Posted 8/23/16
Why should I hire you?
Posted 8/23/16

Akane1984 wrote:

Why should I hire you?


I didn't even apply to work for you and you're already asking me to work for you, even to interview myself for your company.
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Posted 8/28/16
So you are the wrestle Simon Gotch?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Gotch

hi

you're a bad wrestler tbh
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Posted 8/28/16
Which "John Smith" are you in the directory?
Posted 8/28/16

Muur wrote:

So you are the wrestle Simon Gotch?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Gotch

hi

you're a bad wrestler tbh


That's what she said.


1stladyent wrote:

Which "John Smith" are you in the directory?


All of them.
I live at all those places simultaneously and have done everything for who knows how long.
Posted 8/29/16
Too much caffeine can cause death?
Posted 8/29/16

bubbleeeyy_ wrote:

Too much caffeine can cause death?


Too much of anything can cause death.
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Posted 8/29/16
Do you think guinea pigs are adorable?
Posted 8/29/16

GrandMasterTime wrote:

Do you think guinea pigs are adorable?


They can be.
The ones I looked after were little gluttons that didn't move much and would eat and poop at the same time.
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Posted 8/29/16
Are you excited for John Wick 2?
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Posted 8/29/16
What drink if you were handed would you instantly hate the person who handed it to you.
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