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Post Reply How do you fight a shark?
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Posted 8/22/16
If you encountered a shark and had to fight it, what method would you use.
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You stick your thumb up it's arse to really piss it off
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Posted 8/22/16 , edited 8/22/16
By putting it in the poll section.

Don't worry 'bout it. Happens to everyone.
Posted 8/22/16
It's a good thing I always carry around anti-shark torpedoes.
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Posted 8/22/16

ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

By putting it in the poll section.

Don't worry 'bout it. Happens to everyone.


I've moved it.

Doesn't that feel safer now?
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Posted 8/22/16

lorreen wrote:


ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

By putting it in the poll section.

Don't worry 'bout it. Happens to everyone.


I've moved it.

Doesn't that feel safer now?


You're great.
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Posted 8/22/16
Pool ques.
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With another shark. One that has laser eyes.
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Offer the Great Shark God a worthy sacrifice in my place, keeping my place with the Elder Gods and Cthulu on speak able terms.
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A game of chess. See, with those fins, it'd just knock its own king over, essentially admitting defeat in the first move.

I suppose challenging a shark to a game of chess is a bit insulting, though...
Posted 8/22/16
Scenario #1 - I'm in the pool with the shark.

I get out of the pool.

Scenario #2 - I'm on the beach with the shark.

I step away from the shark.

Scenario #3 - The shark has legs, and opposable thumbs.

I call David Attenborough.
Posted 8/22/16
Accept your fate
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Posted 8/23/16
You can't fight a shark ..it will eat you
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