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Post Reply How do you fight a shark?
Posted 8/23/16
On land.
Posted 8/23/16
A gun
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Posted 8/23/16
Um, obviously you punch it on the nose. Duh.
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Posted 9/16/17
This depends...

...how strong is the laser?

...which universe would the fight take place in and can a person cast magic via written/vocalized phrases in said universe?
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32 / M / Central KY.
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Posted 9/17/17
You're gonna need a bigger Boat!!
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F / BuBbLeS!
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Posted 9/17/17
a real shark I would stab the eyeball, slice or use whatever weapon possible, however sharks in real life, insults really confuse them, they have no clue how to take their own medicine, they can give it, but can't take it. they aren't expecting someone better at attacks.
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24 / M / United Kingdom
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Posted 9/17/17 , edited 9/18/17
A laser. I can scream I'ma firin' mah lasahhhh! xD
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18 / M / New York
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Posted 9/17/17
you take your +30 charisma hat and equip it then you can persuade the shark to join your team and set off on your quest
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70 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 9/20/17
The same way a 1-legged person fights in an ass-kicking contest. Once both arms are gone the choices become lethal.....for you.
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23 / M / Behind You
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Posted 9/21/17
Best way is to gouge the eyes or gills. If that fails, I'll call guy sensei to open 8 gates an put an *ss whopping on kisame.
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30 / M / Sacramento, CA
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Posted 9/21/17
With the shark repellent spray from my utility belt obviously.
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