First  Prev  1  2  Next  Last
Post Reply Trump Anime
42405 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / New Jersey, USA
Offline
Posted 8/24/16 , edited 8/24/16
Oh god no!
35035 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F
Offline
Posted 8/24/16 , edited 8/24/16
The way you'd truly do it right is to advertise the anime as the biggest, best, smartest, most amazing and incredible series in the history of the medium without giving any specific details about it whatsoever. The packaging has to reflect that, too, with the disc box being covered in gold foil and having Trump's name in enormous, bold letters on both sides and lots of quotes about how this series singularly made anime great again on the back.

Once you put the disc in a warning screen should pop up indicating that in purchasing or renting a copy the viewer has agreed to never speak ill of Donald Trump again for the remainder of their days. Then the standard copyright warning would display, followed shortly after by the main menu screen (the anime will be totally self-funded and independent, so there will be no need for trailers). There will be a languages menu, but it will only offer an English language track and English subtitles since people should be expected to learn to speak it. The bonus features will include both the "Slave to the Master" music video from the 2004 season of The Apprentice and a promotional video for Trump University. The anime itself will just be a cheap re-rendering of Attack on Titan superimposing Donald Trump's face over those of the main cast and putting sombreros and ponchos on every Titan, with two other differences: before the beginning of the first episode Donald's favourite Mussolini quote will be displayed in white text on a black background, and each episode will be followed up with a "Donald Trump Says" segment explaining the message of each episode in The Donald's own words.

I recommend only selling copies at The Sharper Image for $400 upon having provided the cashier with proof of citizenship or permission to be present in the United States.
316 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
23 / M
Offline
Posted 8/24/16
I Always thought Gundam Iron-blooded orphans had a hidden message about Trump, gjallarhorn hates Mars people because they think their gross and disgusting, like how Trump hates Mexican.
LokiLB 
41560 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Offline
Posted 8/24/16

augus0 wrote:

I Always thought Gundam Iron-blooded orphans had a hidden message about Trump, gjallarhorn hates Mars people because they think their gross and disgusting, like how Trump hates Mexican.


Nah, that's just classism and colonialism. Replace their gundams with swords and muskets and givem powdered wigs and they'd fit right into the 1700s.

Trump's more 1930s.
17761 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
33 / M / outer wall, level...
Offline
Posted 8/24/16
i say make it about how trump goes back in time and replaces adolf hitler while he was in jail in '22
First  Prev  1  2  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.