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Posted 8/24/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Okay, I'll rejoin.


I wait for your safe return.
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Posted 8/25/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Hello, PV Here, and I am wondering how to make love to my waifu pillow. As in sustain a happy and healthy relationship with my waifu, despite being an inanimate object.


For example, I brought Darkness to the park and people pointed at me and said "Pervert!" Must be because Darkness was in a lewd state of undress on the backside, so I turned her around to the side where she is fully clothed and walked merrily with her under the cherry blossoms. She was quiet all the time, but I confessed how much I love her, and she gently smiled at me.


I took her to a shop to eat and ordered a ice cream sundae for her. She didn't each much. Perhaps she was saving for the dessert she was going to have later on. Much later on.


Soon, we got home, and watched her exploits on Crunchyroll. Soon, after positioning her on the couch, I went to get a snack, and when I came back, she was on a floor, once again, in a lewd state of undress!


I froze, not sure of what to do. I confided into her that I might disappoint her. Yet she stood there, like a Goddess, smiling lewdly in a lewd state of undress, waiting to be enraptured by my sexual prowess.

However, I stopped myself, deciding that being just unpackaged for 12 hours might be too soon.

I'm unsure of where to go from here. After I refused her, we've become distant....

I am unsure of how to treat her. Coming from an abusive family, I am afraid I might beat her or do things she might not want. Of course, she is a masochist, so this might come in handy, but nonetheless, I must ask...


HOW DO I LOVE MY DARKNESS CHAN TENDERLY YET ROUGHLY?!


Edit: I am also buying the Megumin and Aqua body pillows. I won't love them like I do Darkness, but Darkness wants someone to watch us in the corner while we....you know . That exhibitionist blonde! I love you Darkness!


Hump her like a dog with the mailman?

Posted 8/26/16
wait wouldn't you prefer a real girl I'm sure I could arrange some lady of the night service?
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

Does she love you?


I bought her from a lifetime of who knows where she could've gone. Perhaps she would went to a retirement home as a sex slave, or perhaps be dry humped all day by a sad 20 year old Photaku from Cambodia!

I'm not forcing her to love me, but I think this is the start of a beautiful relationship!


Sure sounds like it, happy for you two
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Posted 9/10/16
This is a work of comedy genius. Dark genius to be sure, but genius all the same.

PV, you have a real talent. Just try not to kill anyone with it.

Can't upvote enough.
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