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This whole week, there has been a mosquito in my room and I'll see it on my arm every now and then. At first I was trying to kill it but soon gave up. Then today I went to scratch my knee and I killed it and became sad.
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Posted 8/30/16 , edited 8/30/16

bleh09 wrote:

This whole week, there has been a mosquito in my room and I'll see it on my arm every now and then. At first I was trying to kill it but soon gave up. Then today I went to scratch my knee and I killed it and became sad.


I've never known anyone to be sad over a dead mosquito.
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Posted 8/30/16 , edited 8/30/16

tkayt wrote:


bleh09 wrote:

This whole week, there has been a mosquito in my room and I'll see it on my arm every now and then. At first I was trying to kill it but soon gave up. Then today I went to scratch my knee and I killed it and became sad.


I've never known anyone to be sad over a dead mosquito.


It was his only friend mate show some compassion and understanding.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail)
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Two weeks ago I had just come back from a 3 week vacation and as I was lying in bed with my eyes closed about to sleep for the first time since in over 1&1/2 days of travel time. When I suddenly feel my cat jump on my chest, as I am completely exhausted I just pet her back while my eyes are still closed, when I feel what felt like what I initially thought were her whiskers brushing around my neck. Feeling itchy I eventually realize that she has instead dropped a welcome home gift for me that was still crawling around on my neck and I reach up to grab a huge green grasshopper longer than my pinkie which I hurriedly threw out my window with the cat soon following.
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Last night I found a little spider on my finger. I just watched it clean itself for awhile before putting it outside on a piece of grass.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail)


"A grasshopper hops into a bar--The bartender says 'Say, you know we've got a drink named after you?', and the grasshopper says, 'Really? You've got a drink named Steve?'"

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YayForKittens wrote:

One time in the south I felt something land on me while I was on the phone. So I look down and there was this weird alien-looking spider grasshopper sort of creature staring up at me from my chest. He was HUGE and I could SEE HIS EYES. So I spazzed, got him to fly away and ran inside, accidently hanging up the phone.

Not a fan of bugs.


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Everyday of my life....

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about an hour ago... fucking fly...
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yeah, I don't know why but I liked that mosquito.
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