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You wake up as the new US President in 2017, what would you do?
Posted 9/2/16 , edited 9/2/16


If you're male, lets say you wake up as Trump. If you're female you awake as Hillary For the sake of this topic, those are the only two choices you have.

What are your first acts as Commander in Chief of arguably the most powerful free nation in the world?


Edit --This topic is just for fun.
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Posted 9/2/16 , edited 9/2/16
Drink bleach and return to my old body.

Couldn't really think of anything else.
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Welcome back person I don't know.

I wake up as Trump AND I am also President? Personally I first start screaming and follow that up with a healthy amount of cursing. I then find a nice quiet corner to cry and contemplate ending everything. This continues until I wake up from such a nightmare. I do pull myself back together long enough to finish watching the first season of Stranger Things though.

As President, my first act would be to go tell the people of America that it I can't believe how stupid they are to have done such a thing. I then demand all nukes be fired at Florida. I assume they will cheer for me at this point whether any nukes get fired or not.
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EichiXIII wrote:

Welcome back person I don't know.

I wake up as Trump AND I am also President? Personally I first start screaming and follow that up with a healthy amount of cursing. I then find a nice quiet corner to cry and contemplate ending everything. This continues until I wake up from such a nightmare.

As President, my first act would be to go tell the people of America that it I can't believe how stupid they are to have done such a thing. I then demand all nukes be fired at Florida. I assume they will cheer for me at this point whether any nukes get fired or not.


lol. why florida?
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Apply for American citizenship. Just in case.
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Eat KFC with a fork and knife

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1. Cry
2. Delete my emails
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kill myself. i dont want to be president
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Scarlet_Valeria wrote:


EichiXIII wrote:

Welcome back person I don't know.

I wake up as Trump AND I am also President? Personally I first start screaming and follow that up with a healthy amount of cursing. I then find a nice quiet corner to cry and contemplate ending everything. This continues until I wake up from such a nightmare.

As President, my first act would be to go tell the people of America that it I can't believe how stupid they are to have done such a thing. I then demand all nukes be fired at Florida. I assume they will cheer for me at this point whether any nukes get fired or not.


lol. why florida?


Florida knows what it did.
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Nuke everyone
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I can't because I'm not American
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Wipe out China.
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stars201 wrote:

I can't because I'm not American


For that I bet you wake up as some sort of Trump/Clinton/Cruz hybrid.
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1. Convert the country to metric system as fast as possible.
2. Make laws/ systems to help support those with mental illness or disorders which the us severely lacks
3. Support Trans people
4. Focus on a better public health system.
5. Reduce military funding and divert funding to education and universal health care
6. Help people with Autism as most of us can never get jobs since we don't use social skills like eye contact or body language (people hire or not based on that stuff it's stupid)
7. Increase funding towards areas of science such as life longevity/immortality (the end goal is not the treasure the discoveries along the way are.)
8. Prepare the us for further unemployment rises try to ensure basic living.
(Eventually society will have nearly no jobs in the far far future most will be automated so it's up to use to prepare and set in systems now)
9.investigate laws such as people being imprisoned for stupid shit like looking at Lolicon hentai and in turn review the prison system.


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First step is to delegate all decisions to someone more aware of America.
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