You wake and see a giant cockroach in a recliner smoking a cigarette. I wants to have a conversation. You..
Posted 9/2/16 , edited 9/2/16
I think I would go in shock and stare at it. What would you do?
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Posted 9/2/16
I would get off whatever drugs I'm on
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Posted 9/2/16
I'd talk to it but I wouldn't look at it cuz bugs freak me out.
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 9/3/16
I can fill the room with poisonous fumes, too.
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no smoking
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scream, cause that was the last cigarette
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I am either dreaming or insane. Lacking those two options I kill the fucking thing, burn it's corpse and get on with my day.
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Posted 9/3/16
I'd totally talk to It, how many chances do you have in life to talk to a thinking bug?
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Posted 9/3/16 , edited 9/3/16
Gregor Samsa, is that you?
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Wow, Metamorphosis anyone?


lorreen wrote:

Gregor Samsa, is that you?


I love you.
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Dogempire wrote:

I'd talk to it but I wouldn't look at it cuz bugs freak me out.


Ummmm rude and racist. Way to offend the guy.
Posted 9/3/16 , edited 9/3/16
I would leave, in hope that I could leave insanity behind.
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I'm afraid the temptation to racially profile the bug would be too strong: my first thought is to leave out of fear it wants to kill me after talking for a while.
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Beetlejuice was such a good movie.
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Posted 9/3/16 , edited 9/3/16
OP screams then freezes in fear, as giant cockroach approaches.

Now it's behind him, reaching over his shoulder...the tip of one leg types out http://www.crunchyroll.com/nuke

Cockroach chuckles. "I'll survive this nuke, OP, but you will not. Though soon my appearance here will be lost under the rubble of closed threads, I will certainly survive."




[In other words, OP deleted their account for reasons unknown and per policy regarding threads whose OP's accounts have been deleted, the thread has been closed.]
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