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Posted 9/3/16 , edited 9/3/16
This game iz simple: Somebody states a mystery in some form, and the following poster gives an explanation of sorts for why it is happening and then states another mystery for the next poster.

Exampol!

>User 1. There is a tree that always looks like the wind is blowing through it, and it does so even when the wind is not blowing.

<User 2. The tree is actually in a video game and is a glitch that got past the de-bugging team.


Make the sense? I'll geht iht starhtid!



Mystery 1 !

Every time a man sneezes, his eyes fly out of his head and He has to search for them. Explain the mystery!?
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Posted 9/3/16 , edited 9/3/16
The man was a failed experiment who was secretly altered by Hasbro when they were first interested in altering human anatomy and articulation to the highest level possible. Instead, what they got was man whose face malformed into a tumorous abomination and his head was shaped like a potato. He could remove organs and features as he pleased and arrange them however he wanted. Eventually, Hasbro dropped the project and settled the rest of their budget into cheap toys that are all based off of their failures. It's been said there was a toy based off of this potato head man.

Mystery: I can't really think of something else so I'll just use a generic one. The man was afraid to go home because a man with a mask was there.
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Posted 9/3/16
The man in the mask is a violent sexual predator who uses magic to keep the cops off his trail.

Mystery: CR user vanttomNive faces a ban every 47 days for reasons that are never explained
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Posted 9/3/16
there is a glitch in the system and unfortunately he gets banned automatically, even with the website manager's help, he still gets banned no matter what

there is a user online who says hes God, and predicts unlikely events to happen, and he ends up being right everytime, explain the mystery..?
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Posted 9/3/16
Incredibly implausible luck as well as a knack for guessing

A user types nothing but blankness into threads but everyone seems to understand and respond to him, what's going on?
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Posted 9/3/16
The user's profile is titled 'blankness', their profile has no info on it, and their profile picture is just blank and white. Thus nobawdi expects to see aniphing uhther than blankness in his post. Yeh?

A man rides the train every day, and on upon his return voyage, when He gets off at his stop, He hears a high pitched yelp/horn like sound at a very high volume. It hurts his ears everyday and makes him wince, but every time He has heard it upon his return, He has never noticed any one else wince, or even give any sign that they had heard the sound. Why does this man only hear the sound, or what is the sound perhaps?
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it is a ghost who will eventually spirit him away, the ghost is also called 'the God of wind' it wants to use him as a slave & eventually drain his life force away when hes bored with him

in Aot universe, a miner was digging a hole beside Wall Rose, he wants to get into the interior, after 2 or so weeks, he disappears without a trace& the hole is still there, what happened to him? i need to know
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When the AOT movie was being filmed the producers intended to include that sequence you described above. However, Anno was in process with the Godzilla film and 1 of the stage monsters mistook that actor for dinner (some animals still can't distinguish role-playing from real life action adventures) instead of a living prop. Hmmm, now I understand the rush to go digital versus live-action.

Every time a male makes a declarative statement he thinks he's contributing something (opinion??) worthy of consideration yet the females who belong to the same subgroup in the species known as the human race always correctly infer that the words he has spoken are doing nothing more than displacing dead air with gutteral noises. When were the females given the ability to discern bullshit from suggestions by males?
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Posted 9/6/16 , edited 9/6/16
When woman were createhd, they were given what is called the bullshitomeeter section of dna. Thvis can be found in any basic biology textbook.

A woman is breast feeding Her baby boy, Her milk was extremely nutritious and she could tell it was more than sufficient for Her son. Buht one day, she cuts Her finger and notices thaht her blood was turning into milk aswell…Her health steadily declined from there and she died a couple months later. What thuh flup happened?

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