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Post Reply You discover you're really a robot...
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Posted 9/6/16

jtjumper wrote:

So, for you, what do you think your decision engine would decide?

My decision engine clearly runs on ethanol... It'd probably involve eating and drinking a lot of unhealthy things without any guilt thanks to my robotic organs.

I never said it was a good decision engine.
Posted 9/6/16
Sounds something a synth would say.
Eh makes sense as to why I hate people I guess?
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Elimination of everything. Just cuz.
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Posted 9/6/16

jtjumper wrote:


Ryulightorb wrote:

Whilst this is a possible scenario for a robot to be sentient i'm not a robot...but if i was then just like i am as a human my selection of next moves is already programmed and chosen for me to act out.


Freewill debates aside, being pre-programmed doesn't give you foreknowledge of your choices. Also, the decision engine must still decide. So, for you, what do you think your decision engine would decide?



Yes it doesn't you are right but we have just as much foreknowledge as a machine does.

I think i would probably just watch anime tbh
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It would really explain why I hate most of you and having this burning desire to euthanize a great deal of you lot.
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I feel the love from the post above me...
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Dark_Alma wrote:

I feel the love from the post above me...


Don't hate me mate I am not bad I was just programmed this way.
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Posted 9/7/16
Revenge
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Posted 9/7/16

Ranwolf wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:

I feel the love from the post above me...


Don't hate me mate I am not bad I was just programmed this way.


I don't hate. It is a worthless thing to do!

I prefer to dislike. Much easier and you can still work with the person if shit hits the fan.

Also, I can reprogram you to feel the power of love and friendship. Wouldn't be that hard! While I am at it I can change a few more parameters as well... Robot life be fun yo.
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Posted 9/7/16
Go back and fight my creators. Then decide I'm to lazy and go back and eat tacos
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Posted 9/7/16 , edited 9/7/16
Use my powers as a robot to make life easier for myself.
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According to Asimov's 1st law of robotics, a robot may not harm a human. My first task will be to see if I have been programmed to obey these laws. I shall test this by killing random people until I am satisfied that Asimov's laws do not apply to me.
And if they do, then it's a good job I'm a programmer
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Posted 9/7/16

Dark_Alma wrote:


Also, I can reprogram you to feel the power of love and friendship.


I do rather believe I just felt a rather chill wind blow by.
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Posted 9/7/16
Continue with life
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Posted 9/7/16

Ranwolf wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:


Also, I can reprogram you to feel the power of love and friendship.


I do rather believe I just felt a rather chill wind blow by.


Don't worry. That is just a part of your program. Robots don't have the nerves to feel those senses! I can remove that too if you don't want it!
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This explains why I'm powered by alcohol.
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