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Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that will last forever. Jesus is God's perfect, indescribable gift. The amazing thing is that not only are we able to receive this gift, but we are able to share it with others on Christmas and every other day of the year.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
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"We need a bigger boat!".....Jaws
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Reality is a ILLUSION. The universe is a HOLOGRAM! - Bill Cipher
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^^ Iht's actuwalli "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" .... bwahp!

"What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets!" - In Bruges
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"Human life is basically a comedy. Even its tragedies often seem comic to the spectator, and not infrequently they actually have comic touches to the victim. Happiness probably consists largely in the capacity to detect and relish them. A man who can laugh, if only at himself, is never really miserable." - H. L. Mencken
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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.....

--Airplane the Movie..
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"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spaghetti.
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Let's wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear......"

-Lyrics by Bob Rivers


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Posted 12/13/16
“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”

William Congreve..
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woke up this morning and it seemed to me
that every night turns out to be
a little bit more like bukowski..

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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it. - JULIA CHILD
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~dont bring your reality into a dream, but bring your dreams into reality~
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"ALL THIS IS A DREAM. Still examine it by a few experiments. Nothing is too wonderful to be true, if it be consistent with the laws of nature; and in such things as these experiment is the best test of such consistency." - Michael Faraday, laboratory journal entry
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