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How do you get the last 4 or 5 chips out of a pringles can?
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I can't do it, I am weak. I am not fit to live, if these chips go uneaten I might as well end myself as it is.

RAHHHHHHHHH! I PAID FOR THESE CHIPS AND I CANNOT REACH THEM, I REQUIRE AID, I AM POWERLESS AND THE COMPANY KNOWS IT, THEY HAVE ME BY THE BALLS.

There isn't much time, daylight is burning and I am afraid these chips are still out of reach, I need your help users of crunchy roll, to aid me in my time of need. I require these chips in due haste, without any damage to the chips themselves, I want them neatly stacked OUTSIDE the can and preferably without the use of any tools (I own no guns), though I am willing, times are desperate, and thus, desperate measures may be taken to ensure my dollar spent has not gone to waste.

Help me crunchyroll, I have turned to you with this contract, will you accept?


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Crush the can in your mighty girl fist and then suck out the crumbs.
Or tilt the can. Who knows.
Posted 9/13/16
Tilt the can

Grab it
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Posted 9/13/16
turn the can upside down and then the chips will fall out
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Posted 9/13/16 , edited 9/15/16
put water in there, the chips will float
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just dump them in a bowl.
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Cut the tube in half with a chainsaw.
Posted 9/13/16
With a chainsaw you also get the option of cutting your hand in half(lengthwise) and then you just reach in and grab it with the remaining fingers.
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Duhh, like a smart person.

Like you're drinking from a cup, and try not to choke xD

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Posted 9/13/16 , edited 9/14/16
Since when are there ever whole chips at the bottom of a Pringle's can?

My advice: Give up and eat Lay's Stax instead, they don't taste like instant mashed potatoes.
Posted 9/13/16

Xxanthar wrote:

With a chainsaw you also get the option of cutting your hand in half(lengthwise) and then you just reach in and grab it with the remaining fingers.


This is what I did

Look at me now.

A pringles master.
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Try in vain to reach them, get angry, throw can across the room in a fit of rage, and watch my rabbit scavenge the last chips that have fallen out.
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Fist the can like you mean it
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Elk_Whisperer wrote:

I can't do it, I am weak. I am not fit to live, if these chips go uneaten I might as well end myself as it is.

RAHHHHHHHHH! I PAID FOR THESE CHIPS AND I CANNOT REACH THEM, I REQUIRE AID, I AM POWERLESS AND THE COMPANY KNOWS IT, THEY HAVE ME BY THE BALLS.

There isn't much time, daylight is burning and I am afraid these chips are still out of reach, I need your help users of crunchy roll, to aid me in my time of need. I require these chips in due haste, without any damage to the chips themselves, I want them neatly stacked OUTSIDE the can and preferably without the use of any tools (I own no guns), though I am willing, times are desperate, and thus, desperate measures may be taken to ensure my dollar spent has not gone to waste.

Help me crunchyroll, I have turned to you with this contract, will you accept?




If you're giving away your body then you won't be able to physically eat the Pringles. You'll just be a ghost who can't eat, drink or sleep or do any romantic coupling. The new owner of the body however will just bang on the bottom of the box and get the falling out Pringles to eat.
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Use the force. Those Pringles are only for the strong.
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