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What is your favorite type of joke.
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Ejanss wrote:




Dark_Alma wrote:

Science jokes

I remember asking a librarian for a book on Pavlov's Dog and Schrödinger's Cat..
She said it rings a bell, but she didn't know where it was...

I also remember seeing three cats on the roof of the house. I wondered which cat would fall off first. I deduced it would be the one with the lowest μ.


That's why ultra-specific niche jokes work--They involve actually KNOWING something, and trying to match it to more common aspects of the outside world.


Knowledge is the most fun thing in the world after all!

Now, do you have any fun science jokes to share with me?

On a side note...

Did you hear about the date between potassium and oxygen? I heard it went OK.
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Offense jokes
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Dirty jokes
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Dark_Alma wrote:


Ejanss wrote:

That's why ultra-specific niche jokes work--They involve actually KNOWING something, and trying to match it to more common aspects of the outside world.


Knowledge is the most fun thing in the world after all!

Now, do you have any fun science jokes to share with me?


No, I don't want to make things any worse--
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Dirty, racist, and word play.
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Ejanss wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:


Ejanss wrote:

That's why ultra-specific niche jokes work--They involve actually KNOWING something, and trying to match it to more common aspects of the outside world.


Knowledge is the most fun thing in the world after all!

Now, do you have any fun science jokes to share with me?


No, I don't want to make things any worse--
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.


Its fine. I will leave then. I am traveling light after all.

Sincerely yours,
Photon

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a funny one
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I like jokes that people typically get offended at (Racist jokes, Religious jokes, Suicide jokes, Rape jokes, etc...)
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Jokes where I poke fun at myself.
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A good one? Or something that you have to think about, or your flat out funny jokes.

Something that has a little stupidity in. Like this one for example.

Ahem.... how do you make an expensive salad? 24 karats

Get it? Cause carrot and karat are pronounced the same, and karat is the purity of gold. Hah! Funny right?

We told it to a blonde waitress the one day( tyipical) and she didn't get it, but she did that typical laugh but you don't get it shtick, just to prove she's not dumb or something, but she just dug herself a deeper hole.

Eh I grew up around a lot of stupid yet clever jokes, that might not be the best one but you get the idea.



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Anything that deals with bathroom humor or slapstick. The occasional pun can be had but don't abuse it.
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Humms wrote:
We told it to a blonde waitress the one day( tyipical) and she didn't get it, but she did that typical laugh but you don't get it shtick, just to prove she's not dumb or something, but she just dug herself a deeper hole.


Hope it wasn't the kind of blonde that you could say "Look, a dead bird!", and she looks up and says "...Where?"
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