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Were you ever dropped on your head as a baby?
Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16
I don't know....I don't ask my parents these things
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Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16
Yes, by one of my nannies. She was fired on the spot.

I also fell down a flight of stairs as a baby because I had just learned how to walk.

I'm surprised my brain hadn't turned into soggy mashed potatoes.
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Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16
No, and I don't steal other people's jokes from the LAST attention-whore thread either.
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Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16

Ejanss wrote:

No, and I don't steal other people's jokes from the LAST attention-whore thread either.


Have I missed something?
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Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16

BurningBlueEye wrote:


Ejanss wrote:

No, and I don't steal other people's jokes from the LAST attention-whore thread either.


Have I missed something?


Yeah, the last time he got bored tried to be Cool and Random (or just post drunk) was the one where he talked about sticking a bobby pin in a socket as a kid, and I pretty much did the obvious dropped-on-the-head joke.
And then he used THAT for the latest bored-facetious variation on the last thread....And do I get the slightest penny in ghostwriter royalties, I ask you?

With Iam, you're pretty much just going to get the SAME damn bored-facetious joke posted over and over and over and over ten or fifteen times in a row until he moves on or gets Mod-banned again. And you know which always comes first.
(Even his avatar looks bored with himself!)
Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16
No. I was busy falling on my own time, which has led to my earliest memory being of me foolishly trying to follow my then-dog, Scruffy, down a flight of stairs. Needless to say, my exploit didn't work out very well.
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Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16
BTK did said that he was drop on the head when he was a baby. I think this was during court session.
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Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16
not that im aware of but she didn't accidentally drink a little alcohol when pregnant with me. the dumb thing is it was from a drink being served at my cousin's birthday when she was still only 2.
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Posted 9/19/16 , edited 9/19/16
I just asked my mom. I have not
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Posted 9/20/16 , edited 9/20/16

drozy wrote:


Just my mixtape.


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Posted 9/20/16 , edited 9/20/16
probably
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Posted 9/20/16 , edited 9/20/16
Not that I remember... Hey. Maybe that's why I don't remember!
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Posted 9/20/16 , edited 9/20/16
Yes I was, repeatedly. Best thing that ever happened and it made a man of me.
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Posted 9/20/16 , edited 9/20/16
smashed my head onto the corner of a glass table at age 4 (couldn't stop while running inside my house)

still got the scar

parents didn't though...
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Posted 9/20/16 , edited 9/20/16
my pedophile dad threw me across the kitchen once

and would tease me with food and notfeed me
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