O Can-a-daaa... Canadian mint employee steals gold.
Posted 9/21/16
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Posted 9/21/16

Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in his rectum


At least he's ready for where he's going.
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Posted 9/21/16

octorockandroll wrote:


Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in his rectum


At least he's ready for where he's going.


Practice makes perfect after all.
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Posted 9/21/16
Some people really do shit gold!
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At least they'll be known for what they did.
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Posted 9/21/16
I wonder if he clinked when if walked, and the guards are like, "waaait a minute there mister. I didn't know you had brass balls?".
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Posted 9/21/16

Investigators also found a container of vaseline in his locker and the trial was presented with the prospect that a puck could be concealed in an anal cavity and not be detected by the wand. In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea, Barnes said.


....someone deserves a raise.
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Posted 9/21/16
This sounds like a Florida headline. Come on, Canada
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Posted 9/21/16
Must have been painful.
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Someone told him about having a "Golden" parachute for retirement, and he thought they meant two up the chute!?
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Posted 9/21/16
thats quite shitty. lol sorry im off today...
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Posted 9/21/16
why did he have to be so anal about stealing
Posted 9/21/16
He should have sat on that gold instead of selling it.
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OP Nuked. Locked.
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