Post Reply O Can-a-daaa... Canadian mint employee steals gold.
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Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in his rectum


At least he's ready for where he's going.
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octorockandroll wrote:


Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in his rectum


At least he's ready for where he's going.


Practice makes perfect after all.
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Some people really do shit gold!
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At least they'll be known for what they did.
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I wonder if he clinked when if walked, and the guards are like, "waaait a minute there mister. I didn't know you had brass balls?".
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Investigators also found a container of vaseline in his locker and the trial was presented with the prospect that a puck could be concealed in an anal cavity and not be detected by the wand. In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea, Barnes said.


....someone deserves a raise.
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This sounds like a Florida headline. Come on, Canada
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Must have been painful.
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Someone told him about having a "Golden" parachute for retirement, and he thought they meant two up the chute!?
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thats quite shitty. lol sorry im off today...
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why did he have to be so anal about stealing
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He should have sat on that gold instead of selling it.
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