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Posted 9/29/16 , edited 9/30/16
no cannot be


if i tell you eating waffles will reduce the cause of cancer
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Posted 10/1/16 , edited 10/2/16
I would!! Waffles ahr life!! Buht they also dephinitely are nawt, but I realli enjoi waffles.

Would yue believe Me iph Ah said yue…. errm, I don't lyke negative jank buht Ah wanta try iht owut… ,

Would yue believe Me iph Ah said,,,. you suck? *alreadi apologizes*

V waaahp! Yue dou nawt suck doud, iht may juhst bei mai incomplete perspective az somebodi else online- Fruhm whvat Ah've seen, yue dou nawt seem lyke the sucki person tuo Mei. Bwalm! ++ Don't knowe iph Ah seh aniphin tou greait hahuh- Buht ayehai mayne! + Ahm gunnuh prawbs sownd lyke kynd ov a vague ass 'ere- buht keep ohn reflectihn and Ah'll beht yue'll eventuwalli find eh weh tuh move forwarhd l:) Bwibawlp!
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Posted 10/1/16 , edited 10/2/16
^ Well thanks for saying the things you do here and elsewhere. I just feel terrible for a plethora of things I'm not very capable of helping on.

Thanks for your insight and consideration. I'll think about that when I can move forward. If anything it give me a peace of mind at a moment.

I guess at the moment I kind of do. But I can't beat myself over the guilt I have right now.

Would you believe me if I said there's a law that forbids you from playing dominos on sundays?
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Posted 10/1/16 , edited 10/2/16
Not really, then again I don't play Dominos

Would you believe me if I told you Despair is amazing?
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Posted 10/1/16 , edited 10/2/16
sure

would you believe me if i made flame thrower to kill the weed at my work
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Sure, i'd sit with bucket of pop corn to see that.

Would you believe me if i tell you i see dead people ghosts?
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Posted 10/1/16 , edited 10/2/16
Hmm, I wouldn't nawt believe yue- buht I wouldn't juhst believe yuh straight off at face valyoo- sou iht'd bei lyke a uber gray 100/0/50/100 !….Vague!

Would yue believith this mahn iph He said fwipfwuphoolupudoudleboop?
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Posted 10/1/16 , edited 10/2/16
yes

if i tell you i always have sushi in the fridge 24/7 ?
Posted 2/17/17 , edited 2/18/17
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If I told you I have a new car and my rent is paid by my parents?
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Posted 2/23/17 , edited 2/24/17
Sure. I'd also assume you're living in your parent's basement.


if I told you I've personally met and talked to Barack Obama?
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Posted 2/23/17 , edited 2/24/17
i believe


if i tell you i am the one who cause all the samsung phones to explode ?
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Posted 2/28/17 , edited 2/28/17
no

would you believe me if I said I only had 4 girlfriends?
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Posted 12/3/17 , edited 12/3/17
yes

Would you believe me that Im the reason that you cant smoke at a gas station?
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Posted 12/3/17 , edited 12/3/17
no

would you believe me if I said that robotech is the worst cartoon ever?
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