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Posted 9/28/16 , edited 9/28/16

Dark_Alma wrote:


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Dark_Alma wrote:
Dark humor also depends on the culture in which everyone was raised. My culture, I promise you, is much different than yours. Heavily military, traveled the world, rich, etc.
I would guess you are an American who has only been in their state, or been to a few. On top of that they have never lived outside the USA or studied other cultures. Is my internet armchair psychology right? I tried to be like you, all mighty aged one!


So, foreign country, I'm guessing? Maybe a nice European one with lots of stagnated traditions, causing their youngsters to make big artistic showoffs of how Angry, Iconoclastic and Avant-Garde they are, in frustrated lieu of any actual social change, and pretty much making absolute barking-Chihuahua fools of themselves to the other more laid-back and experienced countries?
Am I far off? Or just "Hey, I was military, I've seen DARK!"?

(Hey, at least the Swedish poster admitted his jokes probably wouldn't go over.)


Keep arguing with me. Show me how a true adult acts like please =)


Well, no need, you already said "German", and that pretty much wraps it up neatly. (Insert Mike Myers SNL "Sprockets" sketch here.)

No wonder the whole "Ooo, HOLOCAUST!" jokes were wielded so angrily and clumsily without punchlines, where they would have more Forbidden Controversial Shock Value--Whereas here, they would just come off the generic material of an ambitious jerk who was trying wayyy too hard. Like the old saying, nothing kills the joke faster than the sheer invested angry desire to tell it.
So, what other Shocking German Issues would fly over our uninterested Yankee heads?
Posted 9/28/16
Worst jokes are practical jokes. There is no racist joke, no why did the chicken cross the road joke in the world that is worse than a practical joke. Practical jokes are absurdly lame, unless you're Ylvis.
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Posted 9/28/16

Ejanss wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:


Keep arguing with me. Show me how a true adult acts like please =)


Well, no need, you already said "German", and that pretty much wraps it up neatly. (Insert Mike Myers SNL "Sprockets" sketch here.)

No wonder the whole "Ooo, HOLOCAUST!" jokes were wielded so angrily and clumsily without punchlines, where they would have more Forbidden Controversial Shock Value--Whereas here, they would just come off the generic material of an ambitious jerk who was trying wayyy too hard.
So, what other Shocking German Issues would fly over our uninterested Yankee heads?


Ahh, so this is how an American Female Adult works *scribbles hurridly in a notebook*

So, Ejanss, may I ask why you like to diss other countries? It is because you see America as superior? *prepares notebook to take notes*

Also, another question my mistress, how does it feel to get your hackles up with a kid while you were touting your maturity? *Pulls out voice recorder to take perfect records for future notes*

Also, are you aware America is made fun of horridly outside the USA? Are you also aware the Sweed didn't mean his jokes wouldn't be funny, but that due to language restrictions, it is almost impossible to translate?

*getting ready to take note of your response*

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TheOmegaForce70941 wrote:

Same over here, or rather it depsnds on who I'm with. Some of my friends pretty much only speak swedish while others mix and match.

Either way my jokes are mostly a combo between to swedish and english. And if you don't speak both then it'll probably be really hard to make it work in just english or swedish as it's somewhat of a combo between the two


It is a pity I don't speak Swedish. I feel like you would have some fun jokes over there. Sadly, that is one of the places I still need to visit too. I hit Norway, Iceland, Germany, France, Spain, Greece, Italy and the UK... I didn't have the time to go to Sweden. I missed out I bet. I would think you have some lovely rocks there! Oh my, that is my inner Geologist speaking =p

If you have any jokes you think can pass the translation barrier, feel free to shoot.

One of my favorites from Germany that make it is... "What does sex on a canoe and American beer have in common?"
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