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Post Reply What's a good excuse for getting out of work?
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It doesn't matter.
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Mum said I'm grounded.
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"I'm a lazy useless cunt"
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Say it's useless to work since we're all going to die in the end
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E. coli
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26 / M / Canada
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Use the "I'm Sick" excuse.
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Critical mortality failure state tends to work, though people start catching on after the third or fourth job.
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Use the tried and trusted I'm sick.
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My car broke down
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"Family Emergency"
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Call em up and be like... "Boss, i'm literally barfing rainbows. I can't come in today...."

Nyann Caxx for anyone interested in the source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfUJkYqMOU
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Emotions.
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my dog is sick so i have to look after her
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The president has been kidnapped by the ninjas and I'm the only bad enough dude left to rescue him.
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