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What's a good excuse for getting out of work?
What's a good excuse for getting out of work?
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Posted 9/29/16
Mum said I'm grounded.
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Posted 9/29/16
Use the "I'm Sick" excuse.
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Posted 9/29/16
Critical mortality failure state tends to work, though people start catching on after the third or fourth job.
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Posted 9/29/16
Use the tried and trusted I'm sick.
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Posted 9/29/16
My car broke down
Potentsaliva
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Posted 9/29/16
"Family Emergency"
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Posted 9/29/16 , edited 9/29/16
Call em up and be like... "Boss, i'm literally barfing rainbows. I can't come in today...."

Nyann Caxx for anyone interested in the source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfUJkYqMOU
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Posted 9/29/16
Emotions.
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Posted 3/21/17
OP Nuked. Locked.
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Posted 9/29/16
my dog is sick so i have to look after her
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Posted 10/1/16
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Posted 10/1/16
The president has been kidnapped by the ninjas and I'm the only bad enough dude left to rescue him.
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