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What would you do if you had a time machine?
Posted 9/30/16
That one time I couldn't get a hard-on during sex. Yeah, I would go back to make sure I had some pills handy, then bang her brains out, until next morning when I rejected her call like a boss, or a boss who wouldn't be anywhere near a boss unless he had a time machine. But, the point is, I would impress her, and then I would go "Nah, bitch, you were a poor lay," so that SHE would be the one crying over a big box of ice cream, not me. I mean, I don't cry! I don't have feelings because I'm a real man! But, I eat ice cream in the shower just like everyone else.
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Put on the best damned cage fighting tournament ever featuring figures and creatures from all over time and space, that's what! Think of the spectacle! Think of the revenue from ticket sales, concessions, and gambling!
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Posted 9/30/16
Take the bullet that was meant for Harambe.
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Posted 9/30/16
Ideally I would perhaps take more risks in everyday life so that if I mess up I'd just return to the point before taking that risk. But most likely I'd avoid using it since I couldn't justify not preventing murders but still using it for personal gain. Giving it to the authorities could also be a bad idea since according to all entertainment ever created, they would just weaponize the shit outta it and mess everything up.
Posted 9/30/16

BlueOni wrote:

Put on the best damned cage fighting tournament ever featuring figures and creatures from all over time and space, that's what! Think of the spectacle! Think of the revenue from ticket sales, concessions, and gambling!


So, you would be the female version of Doctor Who?

Would your personality be more like David Tennant's?

Posted 9/30/16

Also go back in time and punch myself possibly
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Posted 9/30/16
Go back 6 years ago.
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Posted 9/30/16
Go back 30 seconds in time and then challenge myself in a clean brawl.

I want to know if I'm stronger than myself. ;D

Wait... if either of us, me, win.. I'm still winning? Shit, I didn't think this through.
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Posted 9/30/16

keothehero wrote:

Go back 30 seconds in time and then challenge myself in a clean brawl.

I want to know if I'm stronger than myself. ;D

Wait... if either of us, me, win.. I'm still winning? Shit, I didn't think this through.


You could go back again and team up with yourself to beat up the other you. That'll teach you.
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Posted 9/30/16
Not go into my mum's ovum.
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Posted 10/1/16
I'd probably stop a lot of things, I'd probably try to fix my life with the time machine
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Posted 10/1/16

Hrafna wrote:

That one time I couldn't get a hard-on during sex. Yeah, I would go back to make sure I had some pills handy, then bang her brains out, until next morning when I rejected her call like a boss, or a boss who wouldn't be anywhere near a boss unless he had a time machine. But, the point is, I would impress her, and then I would go "Nah, bitch, you were a poor lay," so that SHE would be the one crying over a big box of ice cream, not me. I mean, I don't cry! I don't have feelings because I'm a real man! But, I eat ice cream in the shower just like everyone else.


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Posted 10/1/16
I'd give my past self the stuff I had to study back then so I don't make the same mistakes.
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Hrafna wrote:

So, you would be the female version of Doctor Who?

Would your personality be more like David Tennant's?


I could only dream of being so entertaining.
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Posted 10/1/16
I would rather have the power like on Stein's Gate where I send myself a message from the future and still remember all the time lines minus the someone has to die.

Then I would have taken my 401k and popped it into Google when I could have. Maybe gone back further and found the youtube guys, facebook guys, and google guys when they were in their garages and invest some money into them becoming part of the company without doing much and just being super rich without effort.

Then hire a trainer to keep me buff and awesome. Travel the world but live in Japan.
Send myself all the plane crash listings for the next 40 years so I don't get on those planes cause I hate flying.

Then have fun telling stories making my own movies and anime.
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