Saturn is a giant UFO!
Posted 10/13/16


At Weekly World News - the world's only reliable news source

“Clearly this is not a natural body, but the creation of intelligent beings – an almost inconceivably huge flying saucer 74,900 miles in diameter.” - Dr. Marquez

NASA officials deny doctoring any images and reject the astronomer’s accusation of a coverup.


Yeah, of course you do, NASA.
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As an astronomer I can confirm that I am stunned at this news.
Posted 10/13/16
I read the title as

"Satan is a giant UFO!"

And I was like...

What?
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Posted 10/13/16
Quick question: If someone lives on Saturn, what are they call? What is the proper word?
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Alright!
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So when that petition reached the White House and they claimed the United States would never build a Death Star, it's only because, secretly, we already did?
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qualeshia3 wrote:

Quick question: If someone lives on Saturn, what are they call? What is the proper word?


Saturnese?

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ran76 wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

Quick question: If someone lives on Saturn, what are they call? What is the proper word?


Saturnese?



Is that really the word?

For Earth we have Earthlings and for Mars when have Martians. But for Saturn we have Saturnese?
Posted 10/13/16

qualeshia3 wrote:

Quick question: If someone lives on Saturn, what are they call? What is the proper word?


Saturnian
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Saturnians? Saturnlings? People made by General Motors?
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stars201 wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

Quick question: If someone lives on Saturn, what are they call? What is the proper word?


Saturnian


Thank you.
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