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Post Reply Wanna know why people have bad butts?
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Posted 10/14/16 , edited 10/14/16
They sit too much, sit and eat too much.

Wanna know what happend to butts that sit too much? The skin stiches the fat together.

How are you gonna unstich that fat? Easy. Use your nails, its kinda like using scissors with your hands, you gotta rub it out, it may be somewhat bloody but then your butt will be like before.

So tip nr.1. Dont sit and eat all the time otherwise you will get an ugly butt and it may cluster up your walking abilities, and it will feel like they slap together all the time. Not very comfortable. Anime characters always have good butts because they tend to be moving most of the time.

If you did the mistake like my by eating and reading for several years, you will get bad buttz too. Knowledge is good, but buttz will be annihilated

But then again anime characters sit on their knees, so maybe that creates less bad butts.
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Huh?
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Who asked you?
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Deyre wrote:

They sit too much, sit and eat too much.


Mostly while they are posting worthless bullshit to forums

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cdarklock wrote:


Deyre wrote:

They sit too much, sit and eat too much.


Mostly while they are posting worthless bullshit to forums



lmao
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cdarklock wrote:


Deyre wrote:

They sit too much, sit and eat too much.


Mostly while they are posting worthless bullshit to forums



I usually stand while i post worthless bullshit
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I thought it was because people didn't wipe them.
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George Carlin believes its because people love the mall so much. I would go further and say take away, fast food or mall for that matter, any food chain that includes eating on the go or drive by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ
Posted 10/14/16 , edited 10/14/16

So would you say you are a....


health...BUTT

instead of nut?
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Deyre wrote:


cdarklock wrote:


Deyre wrote:

They sit too much, sit and eat too much.


Mostly while they are posting worthless bullshit to forums



I usually stand while i post worthless bullshit


nice
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Do you specialize in toilet bowl designing?
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OP's advice is mostly trash.

If you really want a good butt you need to train for lower body hypertrophy. You can build it up with various forms of deadlifts, squats, and power cleans. You can make that into functional strength by training with explosive jumping and sprinting exercises. You can up the intensity by wearing a weighted vest.

As for nutrition I prefer macro-managing it additively by eating mostly only things I like and adding key proteins and other nutrients. Try to get your nutrition mostly from your diet; supplements are poorly regulated.

The only foods I avoid are ones that I have very mild allergies to. These can slow your progress by quite a bit. Most people don't know they have minor food allergies. You can goto a doctor and request a food allergy survey.
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I'll start sitting like an anime character then, wouldn't wanna get a bad butt.
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